Gordon Freeman vs Solid Snake

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Asylum, Nov 17, 2009.

  1. The Asylum

    aa The Asylum

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    Alright so I'm asking this question for a certain project of mine, and need your opinions. Let's say Gordon Freeman fought Solid Snake. Gordon has the SMG, RPG, Magnum, Crowbar, Crossbow, and HEV suit. Snake has the AK-74u, Nikita, SOCOM, PSG-1, and stealth device(invisibility).

    Who wins?
     
  2. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    They have an epic battle and both are near death when the G-man shows up and takes their weapons away (after all, they were government property, Snake's too) and then puts them both in chronodimensional stasis.

    Freeman Loses. Snake Loses. G-man wins.
     
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  3. Ten19

    Ten19 L2: Junior Member

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    Gordon.

    Because all Snake would do is stand there act out a poorly-edited confusing 90 minute cinematic monologue, at the end of which he'll just stand there and ask you questions. Then Gordon hits him a crowbar. And science.
     
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  4. Micnax

    aa Micnax I maek map

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    Gordon

    Why would you compare a video game character to a movie protagonist?
     
  5. gamemaster1996

    gamemaster1996 L13: Stunning Member

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    (Problemo #1 Look up Metal gear solid (the one which is on psp) and you'll find he's got alot more weps.)

    Anyways Gordon Would win as Snake would hide i a cardboard box which is prop_physics and gordon would hit it with a crowbar and it would collapse onto snake and then Gordon would scientifically accidentally on purpose kill him by forgetting to stop hitting the box when the box isn't there :)
     
  6. Smetzle

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    Gordon wins, becase he is prepared for Unforseen Consequences. He also throws some sulphuric acid at Snake, thereby being scientific and badass.
     
  7. SiniStarR

    SiniStarR L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    meh is it really worth asking this on a forum/website that is based off a Valve game?
     
  8. Ten19

    Ten19 L2: Junior Member

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    Snake?

    SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
     
  9. Rexy

    aa Rexy The Kwisatz Haderach

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    I'd rather not have them fight each other, as they're both my favorite male video game heroes. Can't they just fight evil together?
     
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  10. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    I'm tempted to say Snake, though I'd think they'd actually make pretty good friends.
     
  11. gamemaster1996

    gamemaster1996 L13: Stunning Member

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    Fight together hmm wouldn't that just be like a PC SSBB based on amazing male video game charcters from cool games.

    SSBB Source

    Featuring

    TF2 Classes
    Gordon Freeman
    Alyx
    G-Man
    Snake
    Samus
    Doom Dude
    Kane (q4)

    Anyone wanna continue?
     
  12. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    I'm going to initate the rare collective and unanimous forum facepalm.

    Now get the hell out.
     
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  13. gamemaster1996

    gamemaster1996 L13: Stunning Member

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    ???Excuse me i dont understand what your getting at?
     
  14. Smetzle

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    Wow.
     
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  15. Chaopsychochick

    Chaopsychochick L4: Comfortable Member

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    To further point it out, Alyx and Samus are not male.

    Also, WTF is up with the need to make things solely male! There are plenty of female gamers out there, and I can guarantee you, that it is tiring every time we see something as exclusively male! Seriously, if that kind of game is going to exist it needs some representation from the females in FPS as well! To which I would like to add Zoey and Rochelle to the mix!
     
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  16. Psy

    aa Psy The Imp Queen

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    Hmm...Yep. Definitely not a man.
     
  17. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    I dunno, Samus seems pretty manly to me.
     
  18. Lancey

    aa Lancey Currently On: ?????

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    Hey guess what Gordon already won.