Do you know any jokes.

[sooshey]

is this not meant to be the other way around?
since two fingers looks like V (5)

Nah it's the right way, since the Roman would be the only one who understood that holding up five with his fingers (actually two fingers) meant five

 

[Izotope]

You want to hear a potassium joke?
k

If you do a science joke, please do it right.
You can hate me for this,
but I insist you spell every letter from the periodic table uppercase, and every second letter lowercase, where applicable.

 

[Viemärirotta]

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Batman! (I had to.)

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Batman! (I had to.)

 

[Viemärirotta]

Na, I missed one na. Should I? Yes, I should.

 

[Empyre]

Argon walks into a bar to buy a drink, but the bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant.

Heisenberg and Schrodinger were on a road trip when a policeman pulls them over. He asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg answers "No, but I can tell you exactly where we were." The cop finds that suspicious enough to search the trunk. He comes back and asks "Did you know there's a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger exclaims, "We do now!"

A man comes into a bar and says to the bartender "I want 10 times and many drinks as everybody else here." The bartender replies "That, my friend, is an order of magnitude!"

 

[Joshenkstone]

I didn't check tf2maps.net for a while because i am on vacation.
But i just did and for some reason i had like 30 more replies on this thread.

 

[The Siphon]

Teacher asked if I needed to learn more about Nitrogen and Oxygen.
I said NO

 

[EksCelle]

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"aye matey"