A classless Update! Day 1: 18 New Hats! New Community Map!

[Penguin]

Furthermore, a true Gentle Manne is full of the learn'd manne's insighte regarding how to raise his hats without requiring use of his handes.

 

[Mexican Apple Thief]

Furthermore, a true Gentle Manne is full of the learn'd manne's insighte regarding how to raise his hats without requiring use of his handes.

True, but that was but the quantity. If it's quality you desire...

I don't think the prevalence of baseball caps is a personal affliction, but merely a regional side effect. In my oasis in the corn desert, a proper hat is hard to be found, whereas the baseball cap is handed out as advertising. In fact, most of these hats were obtained for free and have been unused in a closet until this day!D:

 

[The Political Gamer]

fffffffffffffffffffffffff So much for my soldier update hunch! I-D You lied to us! (Or at least I think because knowing valve they will pull a fast one)

 

[eerieone]

@LEAD FARMER: now try to also put on all the sunglasses i see hanging in the background

 

[Engineer]

OMFG
A new update, thak you VALVe, i love you!
New hats, maps

BTW I think that trading system will be included.

You'll need a place to put all these new hats

^Maybe some backpack modifications^

 

[zpqrei]

Please note that Eric Smith has indeed told me, gentlemen, that those of a top-hat-forum-wearing position, will have the CTF ATTK/DEF HUD by the end of the update. Dear fellow.

No. I do wonder what could be tomorrow

 

[Waif]

Please note that Eric Smith has indeed told me, gentlemen, that those of a top-hat-forum-wearing position, will have the CTF ATTK/DEF HUD by the end of the update. Dear fellow.

No. I do wonder what could be tomorrow

:glare: hmmm......

 

[Gaw]

Anyone have a list of the hats, or too soon?

 

[Cameron:D]

A tophat for everyone!

 

[Engineer]

A tophat for everyone!

What he said^

 

[Radaka]

I desire to have over 9000 top hats resting atop my head at once.

I desire to have a pile of hats so large that Mt. Everest PALES by comparison...

 

[Rikka]

You can continue to be entranced by the lies of the unsophisticated, preaching the nonsense of multiple hats of poor quality. Those with dignity need only one proud, expensive hat sitting atop their head.

 

[Gaw]

When are the hats actually be added? What is this? I dont even-

 

[Angry_Ed]

When are the hats actually be added?

They'll probably be added after the last news bit regarding the classless update hits.

 

[PMAvers]

I'm assuming this update's going to be the one that adds the A/D CTF HUD. (EDIT: Oh, hey, maybe I should fully read the threads. :3 )

The whole "server auto-recording demos thing and the clients can request them" thing would be gravy as well.

 

[Mexican Apple Thief]

You can continue to be entranced by the lies of the unsophisticated, preaching the nonsense of multiple hats of poor quality. Those with dignity need only one proud, expensive hat sitting atop their head.

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This is how multiple poor hats do against a few crowns. Not bad in my opinion.

Just sayin'.

 

[Smashman]

I've got this here list.
It's not official, but it looks damn awesome.

"TF_Engineer_Cowboy_Hat" "Texas Ten Gallon"
"TF_Engineer_Train_Hat" "Engineer's Cap"
"TF_Heavy_Ushanka_Hat" "Officer's Ushanka"
"TF_Heavy_Stocking_cap" "Tough Guy's Tuque"
"TF_Soldier_Pot_Hat" "Stainless Pot"
"TF_Soldier_Viking_Hat" "Tyrant's Helm"
"TF_Demo_Scott_Hat" "Glengarry Bonnet"
"TF_Medic_Tyrolean_Hat" "Vintage Tyrolean"
"TF_Pyro_Chicken_Hat" "Respectless Rubber Glove"
"TF_Spy_Camera_Beard" "Camera Beard"
"TF_Medic_Mirror_Hat" "Otolaryngologist's Mirror"
"TF_Pyro_Fireman_Helmet" "Brigade Helm"
"TF_Scout_Bonk_Helmet" "Bonk Helm"
"TF_Scout_Newsboy_Cap" "Ye Olde Baker Boy"
"TF_Spy_Derby_Hat" "Backbiter's Billycock"
"TF_Sniper_Straw_Hat" "Professional's Panama"
"TF_Sniper_Jarate_Headband" "Master's Yellow Belt"
"TF_Hatless_Scout" "Baseball Bill's Sports Shine"
"TF_Hatless_Sniper" "Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative"
"TF_Hatless_Engineer" "Texas Slim's Dome Shine"
"TF_Demo_Top_Hat" "Scottsman's Stove Pipe"

Hatless ftw!

 

[Gaw]

I've got this here list.
It's not official, but it looks damn awesome.

"TF_Engineer_Cowboy_Hat" "Texas Ten Gallon"
"TF_Engineer_Train_Hat" "Engineer's Cap"
"TF_Heavy_Ushanka_Hat" "Officer's Ushanka"
"TF_Heavy_Stocking_cap" "Tough Guy's Tuque"
"TF_Soldier_Pot_Hat" "Stainless Pot"
"TF_Soldier_Viking_Hat" "Tyrant's Helm"
"TF_Demo_Scott_Hat" "Glengarry Bonnet"
"TF_Medic_Tyrolean_Hat" "Vintage Tyrolean"
"TF_Pyro_Chicken_Hat" "Respectless Rubber Glove"
"TF_Spy_Camera_Beard" "Camera Beard"
"TF_Medic_Mirror_Hat" "Otolaryngologist's Mirror"
"TF_Pyro_Fireman_Helmet" "Brigade Helm"
"TF_Scout_Bonk_Helmet" "Bonk Helm"
"TF_Scout_Newsboy_Cap" "Ye Olde Baker Boy"
"TF_Spy_Derby_Hat" "Backbiter's Billycock"
"TF_Sniper_Straw_Hat" "Professional's Panama"
"TF_Sniper_Jarate_Headband" "Master's Yellow Belt"
"TF_Hatless_Scout" "Baseball Bill's Sports Shine"
"TF_Hatless_Sniper" "Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative"
"TF_Hatless_Engineer" "Texas Slim's Dome Shine"
"TF_Demo_Top_Hat" "Scottsman's Stove Pipe"

Hatless ftw!

STOP COPYPASTA.

This is most likely a faked list, look at other comments on your copypasta.

 

[Jack Riguel]

http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/barbary/
This might mean that you can take others hat? Doesn't really make sense but thats all I can get out of that.

I do beilve that you won't need to worry about loseing your hat my good man, or at least if you don't wish too.

Let me be brief: For those of you who remember, deep withen the vast caves of the Tf2.gcf contains the strange and mysterious voice files of the announcer's "last man standing" and serveral classes "melee dares." In connection with these, as well as this "barbary" page and the "advertisement" pages line: "For the parent with a gambler's heart- ask us about our life insurence policies."

This could mean one of two things: the last two men in an arena map will be forced to "duel to the death" with the spectating players gambling on who will win the match, or a dominated player can chose to melee duel the dominator. I'd like to see the second one personaly.

Oh, and also:

Curse those monkeys.

 

[notalbanian]

I desire to have over 9000 top hats resting atop my head at once.

I desire to have a pile of hats so large that Mt. Everest PALES by comparison...

I'll see your Mt. Everest and raise you Mauna Kea. I want a pile of hats so high that if it falls down it'll crit on everyone nearby.