3 word story

[SC PL]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed

 

[Davekillerish]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's

 

[SC PL]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's in 12 seconds.

 

[wiseguy149]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's entire source code in 12 seconds.

goddammit sc pl

 

[Kraken]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's entire source code in 12 seconds. Once the code

 

[UKCS-Alias]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's entire source code in 12 seconds. Once the code was explicitely mistyped

 

[SC PL]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's entire source code in 12 seconds. Once the code was explicitely mistyped, which cause a

 

[SnickerPuffs]

One evening in badlands, the end was nigh, as new stories were shat out constantly. Each one was writing three words about King Imhotep, who kind of ruined everything when a hat dropped. 0/10 not even 1/10 said James Bond, Britain's top secret [REDACTED], who is a SPY. Suddenly a magic RED spy appeared! "Hon-hon-hon!", He chuckled. Suddenly a UFO suddenly appeared, suddenly. It attacked an old kitten orphanage, and abducted all 150 pages of Gratanter and Tumidum. Than the UFO wrote the 3000th death certificate from "Rain of Bananas," the hit song that nearly killed thousands by merasmus' hammer time. Today they fixed spelling. Unfortunately, they didn't.
What kind of sick man sends these idiots to Gaben's House and why Valve won't become an outstanding 3rd best company? One day I crapped my pants. Crap was giant, so was my son, who looked at SC-PL's many profile pictures drawings and promptly killed. "Them a magic but not really following proper grammars" said Passphrase Peter, just then a magic train started CAPSLOCKING EVERY WORD except these three. NOBODY LIKED HIM. Peter wasn't the only one who made people cry, instead he destroyed half life 3's entire source code in 12 seconds. Once the code was explicitely mistyped,which cause a story ending explosion.

 

[Davekillerish]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch

 

[SnickerPuffs]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu.

 

[SC PL]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwile cow explodes

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwile cow explodes while sawing into

 

[SC PL]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade.

 

[SnickerPuffs]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here.

 

[SC PL]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here. Police decided to

 

[Empyre]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here. Police decided to file a report

 

[Izotope]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwhile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here. Police decided to file a report for heavy Merasmusing

 

[SC PL]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwhile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here. Police decided to file a report for heavy Merasmusing with Merasmus stuff.

 

[Izotope]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwhile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here. Police decided to file a report for heavy Merasmusing with Merasmus stuff. "MERASMUS" shouted Demoman

 

[SC PL]

Another new story, last one ended with an explosion.

Redmond and Blutarch are memers uwu. Meanwhile cow explodes while sawing into spy's floating sawblade. Chaos reigns here. Police decided to file a report for heavy Merasmusing with Merasmus stuff. "MERASMUS" shouted Demoman, who don't know