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Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine.
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was a
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
New Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life.
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
201
169
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived
 

Funnystuf

L3: Member
Jun 18, 2016
118
106
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by
 

Erk

erk
aa
Aug 6, 2016
443
1,106
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strange thingy
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strange thingy from inside MONOCULUS
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strange thingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba was burning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrant CriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was an Argentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strange thingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware
 

The Smk

L3: Member
Oct 15, 2015
119
21
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba wasburning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrantCriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was anArgentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strangethingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware of the medic
 

Etasus

L420: High Member
Jul 24, 2016
463
251
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba wasburning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrantCriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was anArgentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strangethingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware of the medic, but he didn't
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba wasburning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrantCriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was anArgentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strangethingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware of the medic, but he didn't show signs of
 

Etasus

L420: High Member
Jul 24, 2016
463
251
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba wasburning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrantCriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was anArgentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strangethingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware of the medic, but he didn't show signs of remorse or mercy
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba wasburning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrantCriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was anArgentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strangethingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware of the medic, but he didn't show signs of remorse or mercy as he started
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
Meanwhile, in Cananada, My Caruba wasburning the ashes of quality stories and high quality rips. And the fies were still held by (ツ)'s old underwear which needed to be properly washed before mating season starts. Meanwhile, at the US-Mexican Border, the Canadians invited the frenchies to gobble some fies. The fies activated a nucular bomb which did 9/11. But at Ihop, the fies ordered the inferior fies to terminate the boring stories made from this thread. After reading this, (ツ) went veteran. (But not really) Because he couldn't quite seem to understand the concept of imaginary numbers in alternate universes, (ツ) decided that it was time to call in the fie squad! "Hello? This is the Department of dead forum threads." I wish that the south could persuade the north in search of the holy fie that once was reputedly owned by the local tyrantCriminalBunny, had been caught feeding rabbits forms of cocaine. It was anArgentinian sex offence that caused the untimely end of this thread's life. It was revived once again by some strangethingy from inside MONOCULUS named Merasmus. Merasmus wasn't aware of the medic, but he didn't show signs of remorse or mercy as he started to unbox Crawly