3 word story

Urban

aa
Jul 27, 2009
212
354
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Trump decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Trump decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Trump decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees
 

Cartfridge

L2: Junior Member
Jul 29, 2015
74
141
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2.

/s
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected.
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased,
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned.
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs.
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,087
1,196
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for the community's fundraiser
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for the community's fundraiser to kill HolySnickerPuffs.
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for the community's fundraiser to kill HolySnickerPuffs. It got 400%
 

Strandedpasta

L2: Junior Member
Jul 5, 2015
62
36
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for the community's fundraiser to kill HolySnickerPuffs. It got 400% of the popular
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for the community's fundraiser to kill HolySnickerPuffs. It got 400% of the popular vote, so HolySnickerPuffs
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
So, having tried the newest TF2 clone, not overwatch Fortress, but rather Hearts of heartless children. Grammar doesn't exist. "Where's your god going next?" queried the Jehova's Witness. Having no imagination, they proceeded to Badlands, where they did very bad imitations of spycrabs. The wizard of pizza decided that it was time to stop. Where Viper was right pizza wizard was not found. 404 peanut butter pancakes Dissipated, Super sexy. "BOLD YOUR ENTRIES..... never again", said the King of pattern breaking. But Floppy Donald Drumpf decided it was Backburner time, lighting the way for glory and honor. It promptly backfired,because of the nitroglycerin fuel supply and pure oxygen. With Steam down, there was no survivors from WWXVII because they died. With great trepidation, Frontline! overtook TF2Maps.net. It was a huge understatement, though. What happened next? "Lets go practice memecine." Dum-badadumdum. "RED SPY IN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, SEND ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!" The robots transformed into Valve employees and ruined TF2, as everybody expected. Jill wasn't pleased. Good. As planned. Jill hated HolySnickerPuffs's skills and paid a deadly hitman to dance for the community's fundraiser to kill HolySnickerPuffs. It got 400% of the popular vote, so HolySnickerPuffs died. The end.
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,325
1,866
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly,