Chapter 0: Fanfiction
Sam, Dean and Shakespearicles, the strongest sumo wrestler of the yesteryears, were killed in a bad map called koth_trainsawlaser. That's because trainsawlasers can't melt each other, unless given the permission. That's so Raven! To obtain permission, one must ascend to the land of Shitzen Giggles and find the magical macguffin of muffins. This is incredibly difficult because it's basically impossible, unless you are the true, ultimate gigga robot warlord, with wizard powers.