Go door-to-door to improve the polls, or else your bell will toll; got it?
It's another day for this little village, and they're looking for someone to run their happy little home. Two ol' coots want the mayor's spot, and it's up to RED and BLU to help their respective employer win the...
Greetings! Welcome to the devlog of Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades! We're gonna start off as always with a quick sound check. Make sure your speakers aren't up too high...
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Wonderful!
So what have we got for you this week? Well, I've been hard at...
It's a battle of tap-water vs. pisswasser, taking place in a trainyard.
RED and BLU have untapped potential in the fluid industry... no, we're not talking about jarate this time. While BLU is promoting their leadless tap-water, RED is pushing sales for pisswasser wine. Both might be cheap, and...
Looks like it's up to BLU to pitfall another one of RED's rocket schemes.
Another victory for BLU at Dustbowl, one too many in fact, has sent RED into a spiral. They just want to shoot their devastating rocket at something, damnit!
Then they thought of something real clever: while fights were...
This Sawmill race is brought to you by the Saxxy Circuit, property of Mann Co!
Mercenaries, I'll level with ya: Mann Co's got too much investment in gravel, and we're in serious trouble with the IRS. Don't fret; we're partnering with a wizard to entice the people of Teufort to bet on races run...
This 2Fort race is brought to you by the Saxxy Circuit, property of Mann Co!
Mercenaries, I'll level with ya: Mann Co's got too much investment in gravel, and we're in serious trouble with the IRS. Don't fret; we're partnering with a wizard to entice the people of Teufort to bet on races run by...
Another vacation, another argument; settle your squabble and get on with your camping trip.
You're all performing below standard, and our Mann Co sponsors are starting to pull out. Then we thought about it, and what better way to improve job performance than to bring it with you on your next...
Reclaim the wealth of knowledge found in New Zealand, or keep it for yourselves.
After a humiliating defeat, BLU was forced to evacuate their secret base in the ruins of New Zealand. RED discovered a rare mineral that could lead to developing resistant weapons, so BLU has to put a stop to it...
Rug up or shut up, mercenaries; you've gotta settle your beef.
RED and BLU are exchanging gifts this year as a mandatory truce by orders of Teufort. A little birdie told both teams each of their presents are hiding within the opposing team's silo. Push through a 5CP map to claim your gifts...
Will you take the fall, or stand on top to hold as many points as possible in the mining crevices?
Rocks! Rocks as far as the eye can see... well, you're in a big hole, so you can only see so far away. Then if you fall into the canyons, that'll be even deeper. That means more rocks for you...
Will you take the fall, or stand on top to hold as many points as possible in the mining crevices?
Rocks! Rocks as far as the eye can see... well, you're in a big hole, so you can only see so far away. Then if you fall into the canyons, that'll be even deeper. That means more rocks for you...
Sun Tzu had to train to become a great warrior, and for Teufort's amusement, you will too!
Looks like the lot of you got yourselves in trouble with the Teufort law once again. Blame Soldier and Scout for getting into heated arguments with the parents in the middle of a little league game...
A simple, single stage attack/defend map. This is my first go at an attack/defend map, so please tell me what I could improve!
Plot:
BLU has setup a small communications facility connected to their satellites. In response to this, RED have made an even bigger facility on top of BLU's land for...
Sharpen your swords, flame your arrows, and don your preferred powerup; let's crank our medieval warfare up a notch!
Rook reeks of magic- not Merasmus, though, some other oddity... Mannpower powerups. We know 'em, we have mixed feelings on 'em.
What if I told you Rook contains the solution to...
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