Why do you love steam convos?

Caliostro said:

To elaborate, SEVEN was asking us about optimization, and rick, attempting to help, tripped over his words again and said something like: "func_detail cuts framerates!", and several other customary fortune cookie-like one-liners we all love from rick. After which me and Jonah proceeded to parody that fact with complete nonsense like "FUNC_PORTALS AREAHINTS DETAIL_RATES!" and such, which culminated with:

"The M-a-n: func_shotguns cut zombie rates"

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i don't think funny on that :glare: still can't understand why you started the parody. If func_detail cuts visleaves.

ricardojvc6 said:

i don't think funny on that :glare: still can't understand why you started the parody. If func_detail cuts visleaves.

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The point of func_detail is that ist does not create visleaves...

15:25 - Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps.net: the reds bots are winning me about 3-0

The Political Gamer: NSFW I would tap that: http://www.voshy.com/pictures/upload/voshy_ic8jxs5a.jpg NSFW
The Political Gamer: /bad joke
YM: terrible joke
YM: but lolworthy outfit
supersandvich: well atleast you warned us about the nsfw unlike other people who dont >
YM: really?
YM: I havent seen anything NSFW without it being said
Untouch is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Nineaxis [tf2lb]: has egan come back yet
supersandvich: egan or someone linked to, well, lets just say to an infected female anatomy area
Nineaxis [tf2lb]: he needs a ban
The Political Gamer: ...
The Political Gamer: D:
Dr. ROCKZO: ..
Void: blue waffle?
Void: (dont google that)
YM: no void!
A Boojum Snark: I banned him, nine.
YM: oh damn
flame is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
YM: you just told people not to
supersandvich: yay
YM: so everyone is going to
Matt: I don't want to know @ Vid
YM: >.<
The Political Gamer: WTF Void
A Boojum Snark: some people mentioned it and I scrolled up to see that you had declared him for banning
Dr. ROCKZO: How many hours of TF2 has everyone played?
The Political Gamer: that is fucked up
YM: do NOT google it
Matt: What is it? :s
The Political Gamer: :barf:
Void: i told ye dont touch that darn thing
supersandvich: i am strong and i will not google it
YM: just forget about it
Matt: Green...green waffel right
Untouch: Why'd valve make the auto sentries have ammo
supersandvich: YM IS ACTUALLY A WHALEDINOSAUR NEW TOPIC
Nineaxis [tf2lb]: waffle fire
Void: :O
Penguin | TF2M.net: toaster is pie
Void: DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE RACING YOUMES IN WHALERACE
supersandvich: yes!
Penguin | TF2M.net: YES
YM: quick get acumen in here to model me!
YM: I'll pose nude for him

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Nineaxis [tf2lb]: no, someone needs to make a meet the heavy parody, where the scout yells WHO TOUCHED MY BALLS

WHY DID I SEARCH BLUE WAFFLE WHY GOD
WHYYYYYYYY

/wrist

TF2maps steam chat reaches a new low.

I suppose it's only natural that Void would be the one to take us there.

Googling it is safe if you're not an idiot and click "I'm feeling lucky" >_>

The Political Gamer said:

Void: blue waffle?
Void: (dont google that)

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my reaction.:O

My reaction :O

[TBR] Gerbil: time to clip!
StickZer0 [ESG] left chat.
-=VIA=- Westerhound: clap
[TBR] Gerbil: clop
Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: clup
-=VIA=- Westerhound: clup
-=VIA=- Westerhound: ninjad
Saint Jimmy The Conne Manne: I WIN

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grazr said:

My reaction :O

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I was before him on my screen :/

1:13 PM - |D!| Eyce: I really hope HL2: Episode 3 becomes episodic in itself
1:14 PM - |D!| Eyce: Half Life 2: Episode 3: Part 1
1:14 PM - <div id="idle4life">nik</div>: Half Life 2: Episode 3: Part 1: Act1: Scene 1
1:14 PM - <div id="idle4life">nik</div>: each scene costs 19.99
1:14 PM - Nerdboy: Half Life 2: Episode 3: Into the Breach of Gordon's Revenge: Part 1
<irrelevant content snip>
1:16 PM - Edli: |D!| Eyce: I really hope HL2: Episode 3 becomes episodic in itself
1:16 PM - Edli: and that turns out is its own episodic siries
1:16 PM - Edli: series*
1:16 PM - |D!| Eyce: You're a bit late
1:16 PM - Edli: HL2: Episode 3: Part 1: episode 1
1:16 PM - Edli: oh
1:16 PM - |D!| Eyce: 1:14 PM - <div id="idle4life">nik</div>: Half Life 2: Episode 3: Part 1: Act1: Scene 1
1:16 PM - Edli: well god damnit

9:02 PM - Nova|cp_nott: Night
Nova|cp_nott left chat.
9:02 PM - LAGS, don't Absurdist: nightt
9:02 PM - LAGS, don't Absurdist: D:
9:02 PM - LAGS, don't Absurdist: missed him
9:03 PM - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: It's okay Absurdist.
9:03 PM - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: We don't like him
9:03 PM - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: No need to say 'Goodnight' or any other fairwell.
9:04 PM - YM slaps littleedge
9:04 PM - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: But you know it's true!
9:04 PM - YM slaps littleedge again
9:04 PM - LAGS, don't Absurdist slaps little again

Dat Owlruleriserer entered chat.
19:30 - Knight-Errant: hey Owlruler!
19:30 - Dat Owlruleriserer: D:
19:30 - Dat Owlruleriserer runs
Dat Owlruleriserer left chat.
19:30 - Knight-Errant: O_O

12:42 PM - grazr: I like my girls like i like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

So i've finally googled blue waffle. I was like :|, I've seen worse.

FaTony said:

So i've finally googled blue waffle. I was like :|, I've seen worse.

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I severely hope not. I severely hope not.

Dude, grazr, the internet. She is awful. The depths of her are worse than any pit of hell. Blue waffle is like the River Styx. It's best not to cross it.

Speaking as someone who has the social benefits of both worlds, i can say that whilst there are certainly more disgusting images present on the internet, this would be the one that i would not like to meet in real life.

16:09 - A Boojum Snark: don't make me slap you.
16:09 - grazr: And why would you slap me?
16:09 - StickZer0 [ESG]: I want to paint walls with portal gravity
16:09 - Seba | TF2M: Because he's Booj, hitting doesn't work