While other maps are concerned with creating something wholly original, their creators likely spending months getting everything just right, Thightower eschews such ambitions and seeks to improve on a map many consider fundamentally perfect. "How can anyone even hope to improve the sheer perfection that is Hightower," you may ask? Simple, just replace every single texture with various images of the human form's most beautiful feature: thighs! It's not just anime thighs, too, as many of the images feature an assortment of real-life thighs of all shapes and sizes. Don't like buff thighs? You'll be happy to know the image you're looking for exists within each side's "barn" areas beside the cart tracks. Were I the type to find reasons to complain about otherwise perfect works, I might take exception to the strangely placed default Polandball images littered about the skybox. Truly, plr_thightower is a work of art with ambition to surpass even its origin, and I say that without a hint of satire or irony.
