Why do you love steam convos?

[Seba]

The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by ~TGG~ BurdenJ.
14:59 - TPFP || «Tetris »: ALL PLEASE RELAX AND BE NICE TO VALVE AND STEAM THEY HAVE DONE GOOD THINGS TO HOLD ALL GOOD!
15:01 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: Cheweh, our breathing exercises aren't working.
15:01 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: What should we try next?
15:01 - Cheweh: Breathing underwater
15:02 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: I don't think that is possible Cheweh....
15:02 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ dunks head in water
15:02 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ takes a breath
KrimsonKing19 entered chat.
15:02 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: :KDFHDKFHDKFF:JF:!!@!!!!!
15:02 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ waves hands
15:02 - Cheweh: ok now that he is gone
15:03 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: GURGL RGGURLLL
15:03 - Cheweh: oh wait
15:03 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ passes out
15:03 - Cheweh pulls burtons lifeless body out of the water.
15:04 - Cheweh laughs and goes to lunch.
15:04 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ spits out water and gasps for air
15:04 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: Yeah, that sooo didn't work.
15:04 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: Whose bright idea was that?
15:04 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ glares at Cheweh as he walks out the door
15:05 - Cheweh: Sebas
15:05 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: SEBAS! I'M ON TO YOU SIR!
15:05 - ~TGG~ BurdenJ: *Seba

 

[Seba]

[TJN] Drum & Bass Soldier was kicked by -ßЯҢ- drp | acpting frnd rqsts..
15:55 - -ßЯҢ- drp | acpting frnd rqsts.: boom. headshot.

 

[Gerbil]

señor slunchy: gay people are mesh-based

 

[WastedMeerkat]

2:39 AM - Icarus: my monitor has been recieved yay
2:39 AM - Icarus: now comes the wait of them fixing it
2:39 AM - WastedMeerkat: I was at my uncle's, and he let me use his laptop
2:39 AM - Icarus: and sending it back
2:39 AM - Icarus: :E
2:39 AM - CyKeD: Wasted, its a bunch of shit that when put together looks like a giant bomb
2:40 AM - Penguin \ TF2Maps.net: Icarus, is that where your valvemonies went?
2:40 AM - WastedMeerkat: it was out of batteries, so I went and found a random wall adapter and plugged it in
2:40 AM - WastedMeerkat: I turned on the computer and it made some bad noises
2:40 AM - Icarus: my valvemoneys went into the bank
2:40 AM - WastedMeerkat: then it never turned on again
2:40 AM - Icarus: never to be touched ever again
2:40 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: XDD
2:40 AM - WastedMeerkat: my uncle got pissed at me of course
2:40 AM - Penguin \ TF2Maps.net: frame the check?
2:40 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: good use Icarus
2:40 AM - Serg: If I recieved VALVe monies it would go directly to buying a dorm for the next two years.
2:40 AM - CyKeD: I wish i could fix this http://www.tf2heatmaps.net/images/heatmaps/dst/artpass_valvebase.jpg
2:40 AM - In-cept-shun: so valvemonies will grow in to bigger valvemonies
2:41 AM - Icarus: honestly though, I really dont have anythign to spend the money on
2:41 AM - Icarus: I'm like
2:41 AM - Icarus: totally content
2:41 AM - Serg: Is it the picture size, cyked?
2:41 AM - Penguin \ TF2Maps.net: Icarus
2:41 AM - Serg: Icarus, get into Warhammer 40k, it's fun... And expesive.
2:41 AM - Penguin \ TF2Maps.net: Hookers and Wine
2:41 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: looks shifterd
2:41 AM - CyKeD: no, i blame super
2:41 AM - WastedMeerkat: icarus
2:41 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: CKd's pictures
2:41 AM - Icarus: I guess if I have to it will go towards paying my tuition... but my dad is paying for that anyways
2:41 AM - WastedMeerkat: speedcubes
2:41 AM - Penguin \ TF2Maps.net: Oh wait you're asian.
2:41 AM - Penguin \ TF2Maps.net: Forget the Wine part
2:41 AM - Serg: SAKEEEE

 

[The Political Gamer]

Jimmy The Con Manne entered chat.
9:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne appears
9:24 AM - Dat Owlruler: boooo
9:24 AM - Dat Owlruler: get off the stage
9:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: anyone know where the tilegen for alien swarm is?
9:24 AM - Dat Owlruler throws bottle at jimmy
9:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
9:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: at least Im not on fire this time.
9:24 AM - E² StickZer0: jimmy, ingame
9:24 AM - [Dolt] Re.wind >>> swarm: so
9:24 AM - E² StickZer0: asw_tilegen
9:24 AM - [Dolt] Re.wind >>> swarm: insane alien swarm is so awesome.
9:24 AM - E² StickZer0: you need to type that into console
9:24 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: ah k
9:25 AM - Dat Owlruler throws hulk at jimmy
9:25 AM - Dat Owlruler: get off the stage dammit
9:25 AM - E² StickZer0: yay AS SDK at last
9:25 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: YOU THREW HULK?
9:25 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: WHUT
9:25 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne: WHUT
9:25 AM - Jimmy The Con Manne runs
Jimmy The Con Manne left chat.

 

[The Political Gamer]

11:20 AM - Tera: File: katy-perry-feat-snoop-dogg-california-gurls.mp3 mp3
11:20 AM - Tera: ...
11:20 AM - Tera: why is it so easy to find california gurls porn and is it so hard to download a song

 

[WastedMeerkat]

johnny wycliffe entered chat.
10:54 AM - johnny wycliffe has raped you all
10:54 AM - WastedMeerkat: omg
10:54 AM - WastedMeerkat: it's the real johnny wycliffe
10:54 AM - johnny wycliffe: looks like someone wants to get raped again
10:54 AM - johnny wycliffe rapes wastedmeerkat
10:55 AM - WastedMeerkat: D:
10:55 AM - johnny wycliffe: lol
10:55 AM - Yarr! Phill: ...?
10:55 AM - WastedMeerkat shrugs
johnny wycliffe left chat.

 

[Moose]

Ritz: lets play a game: whoever can last the longest without being disconnected wins
Moosε: I already won
func_door disconnected.
Presteej: heh
Ricardo TF2maps.net: i won
user disconnected.
func_door entered chat.
Ricardo TF2maps.net: i'm not disconect about 7 mins
Ricardo TF2maps.net: might happen right now
Moosε: It could be any one of us!
flame: its not even tuesday
GX_Master disconnected.
user entered chat.
flame: they should post things like this on the forums
Ricardo TF2maps.net: in the time I'm KING OF THE HILL
Moosε: It could be you!
Moosε: It could even be..
[DFC] Jakkarra disconnected.
A Boojum Snark disconnected.
[DFC] Jakkarra entered chat.
flame disconnected.
A Boojum Snark entered chat.
Moosε: jakkarra, apparently
Moosε: and booj
Moosε: and flame
Moosε: wow
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Penguin]

Moos, you forgot the part where that happened fifty times in an hour.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

7:35 PM - Evang: oh shit
7:35 PM - Evang: is steam back
7:36 PM - oak: How long do you think this will go one for?
7:36 PM - oak: on*
7:36 PM - nrd: A week
7:36 PM - Evang: i hope that's it
7:36 PM - oak: Sounds reasonable nerdboy
7:36 PM - nrd: They have to move gabe off the maintainence button
7:36 PM - nrd: He fell over
7:36 PM - nrd: First they need to rent a forklift
supersandvich disconnected.
7:36 PM - Ricardo TF2maps.net: i hope its over
7:36 PM - Evang: i need to rope unsuspecting friends list victims into testing my map
supersandvich entered chat.
7:36 PM - Ricardo TF2maps.net: oh god..
7:36 PM - Ricardo TF2maps.net: nope its not
7:36 PM - oak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ravidge entered chat.
7:37 PM - oak: It seems to have slowed
7:37 PM - Fireman: we've only entered the eye of the storm
Seba entered chat.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

 

[Tekku]

19:36 - Midget: my mum calls me Frazer
19:36 - Midget: but my dog's called Frazer as well
19:36 - Midget: so she shouts "FRAZER" and we both come running
19:36 - Midget: :x

 

[The Political Gamer]

oak entered chat.
2:42 PM - oak: I'm back
oak was kicked by grazr.

 

[The Political Gamer]

7:00 PM - Okrag: Rare picture of flame in his natural habitat http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/51652096-f644-4aba-8bfa-ba6e1d34201f.jpg

 

[The Political Gamer]

Midget entered chat.
8:32 AM - E² StickZer0: "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
8:32 AM - E² StickZer0: that's it
8:32 AM - Midget: ok...
Midget left chat.

 

[Seba]

20:53 - Matt: what about this one snacks? http://i27.tinypic.com/29uzl6p.jpg
Matt was kicked by Snacks.
20:53 - Erich: lol
20:53 - Snacks: Let that be a lesson for you
20:53 - Nova|swtor: lol
20:53 - Seba: Heh.
20:53 - Nova|swtor: Time to make a thread about Snack
20:53 - Nova|swtor: s

 

[The Political Gamer]

11:01 AM - A Boojum Snark: never fails
11:01 AM - A Boojum Snark: you can google anything and get naked women
11:02 AM - Smiley: what'd you search?
11:02 AM - A Boojum Snark: "fuel rods"

 

[Seba]

15:24 - Matt: There's 4 members in here that I don't know why we let stay around
15:25 - Matt: Other than the occasional comedic value, all they do is contribute drama, which we've had enough of
15:25 - A Boojum Snark: WELL FINE MATT
A Boojum Snark left chat.

 

[Mr.Late]

0:40 - FireSlash: AS hasn't even been out for a week and I've been asked to do stats coding for it D;
0:41 - E² StickZer0: lol slash
0:41 - E² StickZer0: do it!
0:41 - E² StickZer0: haha Booj that#s huge
0:41 - A Boojum Snark: FIRE
0:41 - Matt: Heh Fire
0:41 - A Boojum Snark: ASSTATS.NET
0:41 - FireSlash: BOOJ

 

[Okrag]

5:22 PM - TMP: Adieu.
5:22 PM - TMP: JERKS
TMP was kicked by Okrag.
5:23 PM - Okrag: Don't call us jerks

A proper sendoff.

 

[Prestige]

Stink Horse: Hammer Question
A Boojum Snark: Nail Answer