This is Very Good Title to Blog Post

[tf2.com]

Um. Hello. Is this on? Excuse please. This is first time making blog post. For babies. I am sorry. Before I sell you something, I am supposed to flatter you. So: not baby. You are all not babies. There. Done. Yes?

No? Oh kay.

Usually Soldier has baby job of talking to you through button board. He cannot come to blog today because he tells me he must accept highest honor US government can give: Jury Duty. He could not wait to go deliver his guilty hanging verdict for whatever it is criminal did, but he left seventeen page speech for me to type to you. I am not doing this.

Anyway, hats. They are new and very good for you. There are ten of them. One is bear, not hat. So nine hats and bear. Available through drops, craftings and store. Is good deal, you should buy. Moneys go to TF community members who make hats and bears. Do not wait. Get in line now for hat or bear. Have money ready because line is going to be long.

These are good words. Job is done. Where is Heavy's hat?

What?

I SAID, WHERE IS HEAVY'S HAT?


Source: TF2.com

 

[Pocket]

Bear.

What else can you say but... bear.

 

[Dragonstorm24]

the suspicions are confirmed

 

[Micnax]

Team Fortress 2

* Ended the Japan charity drive
* Added 9 new hats and 1 new bear

Undocumented changes

* Added Crate series 16, 17, and 18
* Companion Cube Pin renamed to Resurrection Associate Pin.
* Potato Hat made paintable.

New craaaaaaaates?

 

[Fruity Snacks]

I have a 16...

and that Grimme hatte. I WANT THAT.

 

[Warren Moonbeam]

Beware of the Series 16 crates!!

Thats Valve favorite number right now. :O

 

[Da_Man]

Love the engies's googly eye thingy. And Doc Brown's hair. And McGyver's Mullet. And the bear.

Engie has the best hats.

 

[Mr.Blob]

Nice one Valve, more useless hats noone wants. - I wouldn't mind but it's not structured at all. - Not one hat for every class, or with a major update. It's just here have some random hats.

/sadface


TF2's dying :c

 

[Fruity Snacks]

I see what you did there blob

I did expect something more, and I still do... I keep thinking that this was just an update to cover their asses for leaking these hats... I'm probably wrong, but its hope for a bigger update tonight/next week.

 

[Trotim]

oh good more gimmick models

Thanks

 

[HellJumper]

They aren't bad. If you care enough, go download Ravidge's script to hide hats.