The Soilder lives on...

[Penguin]

 

[The Political Gamer]

 

[The Political Gamer]

Thank Aly for this find:

 

[The Political Gamer]

01:01:58 User: The spy has already breached our defences.
01:02:00 Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
01:02:42 User: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
01:02:50 Cleverbot: That pyros a spy!
01:03:04 User: Building a Sentry!
01:03:10 Cleverbot: Building a sentry.
01:03:50 User: Building a Dispenser!
01:03:51 Cleverbot: Sentry... Sentry!
01:04:39 User: Spy around here!
01:04:49 Cleverbot: Hey boys its a spy.
01:05:21 User: Huuda huuda huuda.
01:05:23 Cleverbot: Minas sa sii?
01:05:39 User: Hey boys its a spy.
01:05:48 Cleverbot: That sniper is a spy!
01:06:10 User: Jarate!
01:06:13 Cleverbot: Actually that could explain it.
01:07:27 User: Bloody wanker.
01:07:31 Cleverbot: Hell.
01:07:41 User: Mentlegen.
01:07:49 Cleverbot: You are all bleeders!
01:08:44 User: If I have to crack some skulls I will!
01:08:50 Cleverbot: Can you give me advice?
01:09:29 User: Gaben.com.
01:09:31 Cleverbot: I meant gave.
01:09:59 User: Gaybenvalve.com.
01:10:07 Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
01:10:12 User: Do you know the portal song?
01:10:20 Cleverbot: Sure do.
01:11:01 User: This was a triumph.
01:11:16 Cleverbot: I know.
01:11:28 User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
01:11:33 Cleverbot: This was a triumph!
01:11:45 User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
01:11:51 Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
01:12:14 User: We do what we must.
01:12:21 Cleverbot: Because we can.
01:12:28 User: For the good of all of us.
01:12:33 Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
01:12:38 User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
01:12:48 Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.
01:12:52 User: And the Science gets done.
01:12:56 Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
01:13:01 User: For the people who are still alive.
01:13:06 Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
01:13:10 User: I'm being so sincere right now.
01:13:20 Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
01:13:31 User: And tore me to pieces.
01:13:34 Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
01:13:41 User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
01:13:47 Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
01:13:52 User: And we're out of beta.
01:13:59 Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
01:14:10 User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
01:14:15 Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
01:14:24 User: Go ahead and leave me.
01:14:28 Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
01:14:35 User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
01:14:39 Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
01:14:48 User: THAT WAS A JOKE.
01:14:52 Cleverbot: HAHA! Fat chance.
01:14:56 User: Anyway, this cake is great.
01:14:58 Cleverbot: Well you found me.
01:15:07 User: It's so delicious and moist.
01:15:17 Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
01:15:25 User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
01:15:30 Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
01:15:38 User: There is research to be done.
01:15:41 Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
01:16:02 User: And believe me I am still alive.
01:16:06 Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
01:16:22 User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
01:16:28 Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
01:16:33 User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
01:16:40 Cleverbot: Still alive.
01:16:48 User: STILL ALIVE.
01:16:53 Cleverbot: I love that song!
01:17:01 User: Clever bot is credit to team!
01:17:08 Cleverbot: Not at all.

 

[Freyja]

Cleverbot wins the internet

 

[Ravidge]

 

[Ninjilla]

I love loops

Me: Unless it's a farm!

Cleverbot: Sun Tzu said that!

Me: Sun Tzu said that

Cleverbot: Unless its a farm!

It knows them both ways it seems. God help us all. It also seems to catch those L4D references.

 

[Mr.Blob]

Cleverbot: Do you know Alvin?
Blob: no
Cleverbot: I think he was on your team of programmers...
Blob: Do you know Robin Walker?
Cleverbot: Yes. He is my mother.
Blob: =O
Cleverbot: *is gone FOREVER*.
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Cleverbot: No. But I am human.
Blob: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Blob: Show me your boobs them.
Cleverbot: They're perkier ever since they were enhanced.

 

[The Gentlemanne]

Me:Monkey
CB:What?
Me:banana
CB:I'm eating a huge rice crispy treat.
Me:thats cool?
CB:No it's not.
Me:why?
CB:Because that is not what my mother named me.

 

[Wilson]

The truth!

 

[Jack Riguel]

Jack: Spy is not our spy!
CB: Spy sappin' my spy!
Jack: tf2maps.net
CB: Why I need that?
Jack: Best Team Fortress 2 mapping site.
CB: It's not that boring.

 

[tovilovan]

Me: sniper's a good job, mate
Bot: Spy sapping my sniper?
Me: no, the medic is a spy
Bot: The medic is a heavy!
Me: that's a lie!
Bot: You most def said that you hated Miley Cyrus, and I'm Miley Cyrus!

I believe i was owned.

 

[Pocket]

Bot knows TF2!

 

[Crash]

Heh.

User: Do you know the game TF2?

Cleverbot: I do know the game.

User: What is it about?

Cleverbot: It is about you.

User: True.

 

[Wilson]

User: What do you think about cp_mudslide
Cleverbot: Mudslide fucking sucks

 

[Terr]

Just now:

The sun shines, birds fly, grass grows...
Hey, watch it, I'm eating.
Sandvich makes me strong.
Cleverbot is credit to team.
Entire Cleverbot team is babies.
All of you are BABIES.
Who touched Sasha?
<long delay>
Me.
Do you solve conundrums of philosophy?
Yes I like solving riddles.
I solve practical problems.
Like what?
How am I going to stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer is to use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.