The Soilder lives on...

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by Penguin, May 8, 2010.

  1. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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  2. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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  3. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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  4. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    01:01:58 User: The spy has already breached our defences.
    01:02:00 Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
    01:02:42 User: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
    01:02:50 Cleverbot: That pyros a spy!
    01:03:04 User: Building a Sentry!
    01:03:10 Cleverbot: Building a sentry.
    01:03:50 User: Building a Dispenser!
    01:03:51 Cleverbot: Sentry... Sentry!
    01:04:39 User: Spy around here!
    01:04:49 Cleverbot: Hey boys its a spy.
    01:05:21 User: Huuda huuda huuda.
    01:05:23 Cleverbot: Minas sa sii?
    01:05:39 User: Hey boys its a spy.
    01:05:48 Cleverbot: That sniper is a spy!
    01:06:10 User: Jarate!
    01:06:13 Cleverbot: Actually that could explain it.
    01:07:27 User: Bloody wanker.
    01:07:31 Cleverbot: Hell.
    01:07:41 User: Mentlegen.
    01:07:49 Cleverbot: You are all bleeders!
    01:08:44 User: If I have to crack some skulls I will!
    01:08:50 Cleverbot: Can you give me advice?
    01:09:29 User: Gaben.com.
    01:09:31 Cleverbot: I meant gave.
    01:09:59 User: Gaybenvalve.com.
    01:10:07 Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
    01:10:12 User: Do you know the portal song?
    01:10:20 Cleverbot: Sure do.
    01:11:01 User: This was a triumph.
    01:11:16 Cleverbot: I know.
    01:11:28 User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
    01:11:33 Cleverbot: This was a triumph!
    01:11:45 User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    01:11:51 Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
    01:12:14 User: We do what we must.
    01:12:21 Cleverbot: Because we can.
    01:12:28 User: For the good of all of us.
    01:12:33 Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
    01:12:38 User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    01:12:48 Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.
    01:12:52 User: And the Science gets done.
    01:12:56 Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
    01:13:01 User: For the people who are still alive.
    01:13:06 Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
    01:13:10 User: I'm being so sincere right now.
    01:13:20 Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
    01:13:31 User: And tore me to pieces.
    01:13:34 Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
    01:13:41 User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
    01:13:47 Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
    01:13:52 User: And we're out of beta.
    01:13:59 Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
    01:14:10 User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    01:14:15 Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
    01:14:24 User: Go ahead and leave me.
    01:14:28 Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
    01:14:35 User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    01:14:39 Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
    01:14:48 User: THAT WAS A JOKE.
    01:14:52 Cleverbot: HAHA! Fat chance.
    01:14:56 User: Anyway, this cake is great.
    01:14:58 Cleverbot: Well you found me.
    01:15:07 User: It's so delicious and moist.
    01:15:17 Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
    01:15:25 User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    01:15:30 Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
    01:15:38 User: There is research to be done.
    01:15:41 Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
    01:16:02 User: And believe me I am still alive.
    01:16:06 Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
    01:16:22 User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
    01:16:28 Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
    01:16:33 User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
    01:16:40 Cleverbot: Still alive.
    01:16:48 User: STILL ALIVE.
    01:16:53 Cleverbot: I love that song!
    01:17:01 User: Clever bot is credit to team!
    01:17:08 Cleverbot: Not at all.
     
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    Cleverbot wins the internet
     
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    aa Ravidge Grand Vizier

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  7. Ninjilla

    Ninjilla L7: Fancy Member

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    I love loops

    Me: Unless it's a farm!

    Cleverbot: Sun Tzu said that!

    Me: Sun Tzu said that

    Cleverbot: Unless its a farm!

    It knows them both ways it seems. God help us all. It also seems to catch those L4D references.
     
  8. Mr.Blob

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    Cleverbot: Do you know Alvin?
    Blob: no
    Cleverbot: I think he was on your team of programmers...
    Blob: Do you know Robin Walker?
    Cleverbot: Yes. He is my mother.
    Blob: =O
    Cleverbot: *is gone FOREVER*.
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    Cleverbot: No. But I am human.
    Blob: Really?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Blob: Show me your boobs them.
    Cleverbot: They're perkier ever since they were enhanced.
     
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  9. The Gentlemanne

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    Me:Monkey
    CB:What?
    Me:banana
    CB:I'm eating a huge rice crispy treat.
    Me:thats cool?
    CB:No it's not.
    Me:why?
    CB:Because that is not what my mother named me.
     
  10. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    The truth!
     
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  11. Jack Riguel

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    Jack: Spy is not our spy!
    CB: Spy sappin' my spy!
    Jack: tf2maps.net
    CB: Why I need that?
    Jack: Best Team Fortress 2 mapping site.
    CB: It's not that boring.
     
  12. tovilovan

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    Me: sniper's a good job, mate
    Bot: Spy sapping my sniper?
    Me: no, the medic is a spy
    Bot: The medic is a heavy!
    Me: that's a lie!
    Bot: You most def said that you hated Miley Cyrus, and I'm Miley Cyrus!

    I believe i was owned.
     
  13. Pocket

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    Bot knows TF2!
     
  14. Crash

    aa Crash func_nerd

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    Heh.

     
  15. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    User: What do you think about cp_mudslide
    Cleverbot: Mudslide fucking sucks
     
  16. Terr

    aa Terr Cranky Coder

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