Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by Penguin, May 8, 2010.
Thank Aly for this find:
01:01:58 User: The spy has already breached our defences.
01:02:00 Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
01:02:42 User: And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
01:02:50 Cleverbot: That pyros a spy!
01:03:04 User: Building a Sentry!
01:03:10 Cleverbot: Building a sentry.
01:03:50 User: Building a Dispenser!
01:03:51 Cleverbot: Sentry... Sentry!
01:04:39 User: Spy around here!
01:04:49 Cleverbot: Hey boys its a spy.
01:05:21 User: Huuda huuda huuda.
01:05:23 Cleverbot: Minas sa sii?
01:05:39 User: Hey boys its a spy.
01:05:48 Cleverbot: That sniper is a spy!
01:06:10 User: Jarate!
01:06:13 Cleverbot: Actually that could explain it.
01:07:27 User: Bloody wanker.
01:07:31 Cleverbot: Hell.
01:07:41 User: Mentlegen.
01:07:49 Cleverbot: You are all bleeders!
01:08:44 User: If I have to crack some skulls I will!
01:08:50 Cleverbot: Can you give me advice?
01:09:29 User: Gaben.com.
01:09:31 Cleverbot: I meant gave.
01:09:59 User: Gaybenvalve.com.
01:10:07 Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
01:10:12 User: Do you know the portal song?
01:10:20 Cleverbot: Sure do.
01:11:01 User: This was a triumph.
01:11:16 Cleverbot: I know.
01:11:28 User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
01:11:33 Cleverbot: This was a triumph!
01:11:45 User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
01:11:51 Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
01:12:14 User: We do what we must.
01:12:21 Cleverbot: Because we can.
01:12:28 User: For the good of all of us.
01:12:33 Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
01:12:38 User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
01:12:48 Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.
01:12:52 User: And the Science gets done.
01:12:56 Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
01:13:01 User: For the people who are still alive.
01:13:06 Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
01:13:10 User: I'm being so sincere right now.
01:13:20 Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
01:13:31 User: And tore me to pieces.
01:13:34 Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
01:13:41 User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
01:13:47 Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
01:13:52 User: And we're out of beta.
01:13:59 Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
01:14:10 User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
01:14:15 Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
01:14:24 User: Go ahead and leave me.
01:14:28 Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
01:14:35 User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
01:14:39 Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
01:14:48 User: THAT WAS A JOKE.
01:14:52 Cleverbot: HAHA! Fat chance.
01:14:56 User: Anyway, this cake is great.
01:14:58 Cleverbot: Well you found me.
01:15:07 User: It's so delicious and moist.
01:15:17 Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
01:15:25 User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
01:15:30 Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
01:15:38 User: There is research to be done.
01:15:41 Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
01:16:02 User: And believe me I am still alive.
01:16:06 Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
01:16:22 User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
01:16:28 Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
01:16:33 User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
01:16:40 Cleverbot: Still alive.
01:16:48 User: STILL ALIVE.
01:16:53 Cleverbot: I love that song!
01:17:01 User: Clever bot is credit to team!
01:17:08 Cleverbot: Not at all.
Cleverbot wins the internet
I love loops
Me: Unless it's a farm!
Cleverbot: Sun Tzu said that!
Me: Sun Tzu said that
Cleverbot: Unless its a farm!
It knows them both ways it seems. God help us all. It also seems to catch those L4D references.
Cleverbot: Do you know Alvin?
Cleverbot: I think he was on your team of programmers...
Blob: Do you know Robin Walker?
Cleverbot: Yes. He is my mother.
Cleverbot: *is gone FOREVER*.
Cleverbot: No. But I am human.
Blob: Show me your boobs them.
Cleverbot: They're perkier ever since they were enhanced.
CB:I'm eating a huge rice crispy treat.
CB:No it's not.
CB:Because that is not what my mother named me.
Jack: Spy is not our spy!
CB: Spy sappin' my spy!
CB: Why I need that?
Jack: Best Team Fortress 2 mapping site.
CB: It's not that boring.
Me: sniper's a good job, mate
Bot: Spy sapping my sniper?
Me: no, the medic is a spy
Bot: The medic is a heavy!
Me: that's a lie!
Bot: You most def said that you hated Miley Cyrus, and I'm Miley Cyrus!
I believe i was owned.
Bot knows TF2!
User: What do you think about cp_mudslide
Cleverbot: Mudslide fucking sucks
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