Talk about what makes you rage!

[Smetzle]

This here is a thread where you can empty your bowels, liver and left foot about what makes you angry, related to TF2 or not. For example, I hate it when people put their usernames at the end of a post, as if it somehow makes their views more important. I mean, it's fine to sign your name at the end of a formal letter, but "lololololol if u make my map for me i will give u paypal lolololololol - thanks, xXxXeLiiTXxXx" is just wrong and pathetic. Anyway, I look forward to hearing what makes you rage, and if this thread gets no replies then I shall be sorely disappointed in all of you.

 

[Wegason]

People who walk across the natural flow of foot traffic on a pavement and then just stop.

Groups of people who walk along pavements side by side slowly.

Slow walkers in general.

People who are large who decide to sit in the middle seat of a 3 seater on a train even though them sitting there will squash you and most likely see some flab resting on you.

People who used the standard Ipod earphones

People who play their music loud enough to hear clearly, on a tube carriage.

Spawncampers

 

[NovaSilisko]

People who type like "lol i c u cnt r3ad this 2 can u"

 

[J4CK8]

I usualy sign my name when asking for help, like I usualy put "thanks in advanced, Jack"

Do I make you rage?

The thing that REALLY MAKES ME ULTRA RAGE? What else is there other than FaN+Sandman :cursing:

Earlier today, playing on Fastlane, I was medic, I just left spawn with a friendly solly, heavy and scout near me. Out of nowhere I got sandmanned. (We were capping mid point so how he got to our spawn...) The heavy solly and scout fired at the other BLU scout yet somehow I still died from 2 FaN shots when the scout wasn't near me.

'scuse me a sec

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Always die from being stunned, then double fan shotted. My problem isn't the sandman, just the FaN.

 

[Wegason]

That reminds me, text speak, I absolutely detest Facebook updates, messages, and conversations in text speak.

 

[Wegason]

The Sandman is a weapon like no other, a weapon for which no class has any response. It completely removes your ability to fight back, it should be removed.

 

[Ankh]

I use the standard iPod earphones, what's wrong with them? (aside from a propensity to break)

I'll start with evolution deniers, and from there go to any number of other pesudosciences (homeopathy, acupuncture, chiropractic etc).

Basically liars and frauds, as well as the willfully ignorant annoy the hell out of me

In TF2:

Sandman scouts, but mainly on US servers where I can't reflect their stun balls

The FaN - nothing like being two-shotted down to nearly no health as a heavy

 

[J4CK8]

That reminds me, text speak, I absolutely detest Facebook updates, messages, and conversations in text speak.

txt lng is stpd. jst taks me 4eva 2 reed it n makes the riter luk dum

:facepalm:

It took me longer to type that in text speak than it would've normaly.

EDIT:

The FaN - nothing like being two-shotted down to nearly no health as a heavy

I once got 2 shotted down to 18 health as heavy. Could've sworn I was overhealed as well.

 

[Mick-a-nator]

People who start random threads (jk )

Angry game players that are all like "YOU'RE NOT MAH FRIEND SO YOU SUCK SO YOU GET KICKED 'COS I CAN ABUSE MAH POWAH AS TEH ADMIN!!" (not many on tf2 but LOADS on l4d)

my brother for meeting Slayer (A band I like and admire) and drinking their beer.

my inability to do thing I want to do, but a strange ability to do almost anything I'm not fussed about doing.

drunk people

(most) chavs

drunk chavs

 

[YM]

rage makes me rage, once I'm started its an endless cycle of raaaaaaage

:laugh:

 

[Psy]

Groups of people who walk along pavements side by side slowly.

This.

 

[J4CK8]

People who walk slow, side by side, blocking coridors.
People who clanstack. I mean, who actualy sits in spectator 5 mins waiting for someone to join so they can join their clanmates team?
Airblast failing to airblast anything even when I have 20ping.
Flamethrower failing to light people that are so close to me I can't move forward.
Not getting assists even though I've burnt them to a crisp with a medic, but the medic gets an assist...
Chavs
Chavets
etc
etc

 

[eerieone]

I´m a fast walker, dodging my way through crowds as it is, but when someone decides to walk extra slowly or stop abruptly in the middle of the walkway, i wouldnt hesitate to bulldoze him/her

.... oh, yeah, mothers with buggies who don´t even see you and take it for granted that the walkway is theirs

.... oh, yeah, generally everything that is egocentric behaviour

.... oh, yeah, FedEx of course

.... oh, and overcomplicated paperworks

...........calm down, calm down, where are the downers....

 

[Shmitz]

Trying to find a job.

 

[Psy]

The legal 'speak' where they explain things in the most convoluted fashion possible.

 

[Penguin]

In TF2?

Scouts taking Teleporters. Run there, prick, that's what you DO.

Also, People I'm healing stealing that healthkit whlst I'm on fire and have HP in the red.

 

[TMP]

Bonk. Bonk. Need a dispenser here.

Bonk songs as well.

People not being hypnotized by my PYRO EYESSS

 

[PL-7764]

What makes me rage?

My neighbors' collection of cats, which they basically acquired one random day and loosed on the neighborhood, never to be checked up on again. We had to get an ultrasonic animal repellent thing to keep them out of our house (one in particular likes to come inside and pee). I'm gonna miss the raccoons on my porch that the thing will now drive away.

Self-absorbed people whose ego is not totally smashed while I'm watching. This is why I find it hard to find humor in many old sitcoms that used these kinds of personalities for "humorous" effect.

People who think TF2 (or any game, for that matter) is more than a game and believe that Valve (or any developer, if it's any other game) owes them something for changing the game that has become their entire lives in a way they didn't like, and proceed to moan about it/hinder their team in-game/put others down verbally in what is probably an attempt to sound cool and tough and powerful, but really has the exact opposite effect and generally doesn't get them kicked fast enough if ever. (I ran into another one of those "Lifeless Losers Against Wires Coming Out of Heads" today... and on my team this time. Some people just wanna play the dang game right, why hog server slots just so you can repeatedly remind us you have nothing better to do with your time than going out of your way to hinder people trying to play an online video game the correct way?)

Bonk songs as well.

I don't like most of the Bonk songs I've found, but Mortal Kombonk has struck me as different. I guess because it's not actually entirely composed of Bonks and has a lot of other sounds making up most of the music.

 

[Nintyboi]

Rascists, sexists, homophobes, etc. etc.

I simply cannot stand rascists, sexists, homophobes, etc. etc.

 

[The Gentlemanne]

Rascists, sexists, homophobes, etc. etc.

I simply cannot stand rascists, sexists, homophobes, etc. etc.

this

and people who talk like this:

Dayum tha mothafukka hrlik bonkd me