Guesses and Speculations on the Engineer Update

Micnax

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Scoped shotgun? don't be silly. Borderlands already proved it's pointlessness.

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Ninjilla

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Not to make the comic seem less funny, but scoped shotguns on Borderlands were quite useful as they decreased spread a good amount. :p
 

Nineaxis

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Here's a list of reasons it is not a scope, for your reposting pleasure whenever someone says it is a scope:

1. It's on a shotgun (i.e. useless)
2. It is on the side of the gun (i.e. useless)
3. It is on the right side of the gun (i.e. how would the engineer use it as a scope)
4. It HAS A METAL ROD COMING OUT OF THE BACK, WHERE YOUR EYE WOULD GO IF IT WAS A SCOPE
5. It's clearly shaped like an air canister.
 

HeaH

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Here's a list of reasons it is not a scope, for your reposting pleasure whenever someone says it is a scope:

1. It's on a shotgun (i.e. useless)
2. It is on the side of the gun (i.e. useless)
3. It is on the right side of the gun (i.e. how would the engineer use it as a scope)
4. It HAS A METAL ROD COMING OUT OF THE BACK, WHERE YOUR EYE WOULD GO IF IT WAS A SCOPE
5. It's clearly shaped like an air canister.

Remember that time I said something stupid?

Yeah
 
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Tinker

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are you going to say that as counter-argument to any post he makes?

he has a point, you know
 

Ida

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Remember that time where you said Valve wouldn't do KotH?

Yeah

"Valve won't do koth because they made arena" was a stupid assumption.

This is not a scope because of the five very obvious things he mentioned. It can't be a scope.
 

HeaH

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"Valve won't do koth because they made arena" was a stupid assumption.

This is not a scope because of the five very obvious things he mentioned. It can't be a scope.

Yeah, you are right

But it's still TF2, and everything doesn't really make sense in TF2...
 
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Mr.Blob

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If it's a scope, i'll never need to play sniper again :O
 

NovaSilisko

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It's not a scope. Who puts a scope on the right side of the gun and puts a ratchet thing on the end?
 

Penguin

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Actually I think the attachment to the engineer's shotgun in the mac ad is a laser dot. You know, to make your sentry identify spies or shoot far targets.

This.

Alt fire make it happen.
 

lana

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Not to make the comic seem less funny, but scoped shotguns on Borderlands were quite useful as they decreased spread a good amount. :p

That doesn't matter if you have a shitload of spread.
 

Nineaxis

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BREAKING NEWS: It's not a scope OR air canister. It's a cylinder with a doodly-bob with an antenna and buttons.
 

Penguin

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11:48 PM - Penguin: or, alternate theory
11:48 PM - Penguin: the scope thingy beeps when you aim at a cloaked spy
 

NovaSilisko

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It has two barrels.

Why doesn't anyone know a damn thing about shotguns?

The shells you put into the gun have to go SOMEWHERE! Lower tube is not a barrel, the shells go into it.