ask a hoovy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by owly-oop, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. owly-oop

    aa owly-oop im birb

    Messages:
    817
    Positive Ratings:
    1,154
    so hey heres a thread where people can throw questions at me

    seriously i'll answer any question related to tf2 or not

    even if theyre shitty questions i'll answer them


    holy fucking shit ask me them now
     
  2. TMP

    aa TMP Abuser of Site Rules

    Messages:
    948
    Positive Ratings:
    551
    Why did you lead half of my team to death that one time in a conga line? D:
     
  3. DaBeatzProject

    aa DaBeatzProject

    Messages:
    1,276
    Positive Ratings:
    1,091
    Why are you so DAMN FAT?! Stop eating sandviches all the time!
     
  4. J4CK8

    J4CK8 L11: Posh Member

    Messages:
    820
    Positive Ratings:
    223
    I'll ask you seeing as the 'proro' didn't answer :(

    Is the yes or no answer to this question no?
     
  5. owly-oop

    aa owly-oop im birb

    Messages:
    817
    Positive Ratings:
    1,154
    because manipulation is how the cool kids play

    SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG


    both
     
  6. Smetzle

    Smetzle L3: Member

    Messages:
    112
    Positive Ratings:
    51
    How exactly did you manage to make the sandvich such a perect fuel for killing tiny cowards?
     
  7. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

    Messages:
    4,767
    Positive Ratings:
    5,508
    When are you going to make a heavy replacement model that is Shaq? (I don't care if his head clips through ceilings!)
     
  8. PL-7764

    PL-7764 L6: Sharp Member

    Messages:
    376
    Positive Ratings:
    67
    Will you toast the bread on my Sandvich for me, seeing as you are a super toaster?

    How many bites does it take to get to the center of a Sandvich? (It appears to regenerate after Heavy takes each bite, and he then just takes the same bite over and over and over ...)

    What market potential do you see for my Deep-Fried Bacon-Coated Chocolate-Dipped Swimming-in-Mayo Sandvich on a Stick (TM)? (Just $119.99 for a dozen!)
     
  9. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

    Messages:
    1,801
    Positive Ratings:
    2,576
    can i charge you
     
  10. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

    Messages:
    4,468
    Positive Ratings:
    1,682
    can you outsmart boolet?
     
  11. ANova

    ANova L7: Fancy Member

    Messages:
    415
    Positive Ratings:
    124
    Are you single?
     
  12. owly-oop

    aa owly-oop im birb

    Messages:
    817
    Positive Ratings:
    1,154
    i asked all the tiny cowards what they didn't like and then i made a sandvich using what they didn't like

    i will make that model once shaq makes a free throw

    1. your leetle baby sandvich is not worthy of my super toaster

    2. we did that experiment and a big big man who tried eating faster than the sandvich could regenerate died because the sandvich regenerated in his stomach and the toothpick killed him. he died before he could tell us the number

    3. :O

    yes

    IS NOT POSSIBLE

    you can ask that to sasha
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 3
  13. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

    Messages:
    1,801
    Positive Ratings:
    2,576
    how's natascha doing, did she like my steak dinner the other night
     
  14. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

    Messages:
    502
    Positive Ratings:
    128
    Cruirnaen Korhin Ponnuck?
     
  15. Shaar

    Shaar L3: Junior Member<BR>toboruin

    Messages:
    231
    Positive Ratings:
    103
    When did the war of 1812 start?
     
  16. Smetzle

    Smetzle L3: Member

    Messages:
    112
    Positive Ratings:
    51
    If heavy is Spy, does that mean Heavy is Leetle Baby?
     
  17. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

    Messages:
    502
    Positive Ratings:
    128
    What sick baby sends men to fight you?
     
  18. owly-oop

    aa owly-oop im birb

    Messages:
    817
    Positive Ratings:
    1,154

    she said she hated baby dinner

    i forget when war of 1812 started, but it started in russia

    it means he is big baby

    i would like to find the baby who sends baby to fight me, but he is tiny and good at hiding
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  19. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

    Messages:
    502
    Positive Ratings:
    128
    Can I stab your massive, luscious back?
     
  20. Nineaxis

    aa Nineaxis Quack Doctor

    Messages:
    1,767
    Positive Ratings:
    1,403
    Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED YOUR GUN?