3 word story
- Thread starter Terwonick
- Start date
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told Santa Claus
sniprpenguin
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- Mar 14, 2008
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about the Noodle
Dragonstorm24
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- Nov 16, 2009
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and Bioshock Infinite
Then Solid Snake
And decided to
Jesus' backyard. Unfortunately,
Lol Just Kidding.
jpr
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I'll start here With a dog just walking down your mother's pants and started fighting with fists of absolute fury and then, suddenly a purple people eater came out of "I LOVE DOGS" with a great big old shovel and a razorblade covered in copious amounts of kittens with no armpits but many heads that all shouted "CARLTON BANKS!".
The dog now did three smaller dogs in the butt nik. you douche.
But then Cerulean scolded nik for being awesome at ruining any cohesion which is cool only for jerks.
Then one day, Nineaxis was awesome.
Then Gnome Chompski and Oprah Winfrey beat a Tank with a huge super hard dick move, it was that they had absolutely no cows for Tank Burger Who had a slightly bent rubber incoherent sentence.
Suddenly... they fell over.
They finally decided... to eat ham!
Besides, their socks weren't even supposed to be vegetarian.
Then blastoise opened... A can of Oh snap ninjas Crit-A-Cola.
which was blue
The summery is Gabe Newell ate Episode 3 and then realised he should have ate a barren planet which tasted like apples and oranges
haha you wait for moose to eat a lot and see bro, see the future and boojum's new shiny atomic toothbrush Which contained shiny atoms that were atomic and extremely shiny and atom-y.
and molecular and quarky
Jesus then decided To ban Grim from life when Chuck Norris disagreed and banned Grim first.
Chuck Norris used his beard to karate chop Saxton Hales mannly pikachus.
Saxton Hale then unbanned Grim and smoked weed only to discover Grim had eaten his prized poodle while sunbathing with nik, who was eating the poodle's diamond necklace, then..
Gabe Newell Jumped and banned Grim.
Meanwhile in Alaska Sarah Palin is finding how to beat the crap out of Dragonstorm24 Because draser had told Santa Claus about the Noodle and Bioshock Infinite was forever amazing
Then Solid Snake called up chuck And decided to hunt geese in Jesus' backyard.
Unfortunately, Jesus doesn't exist.
Lol Just Kidding.
Meanwhile, an engineer was playing pokemon
The dog now did three smaller dogs in the butt nik. you douche.
But then Cerulean scolded nik for being awesome at ruining any cohesion which is cool only for jerks.
Then one day, Nineaxis was awesome.
Then Gnome Chompski and Oprah Winfrey beat a Tank with a huge super hard dick move, it was that they had absolutely no cows for Tank Burger Who had a slightly bent rubber incoherent sentence.
Suddenly... they fell over.
They finally decided... to eat ham!
Besides, their socks weren't even supposed to be vegetarian.
Then blastoise opened... A can of Oh snap ninjas Crit-A-Cola.
which was blue
The summery is Gabe Newell ate Episode 3 and then realised he should have ate a barren planet which tasted like apples and oranges
haha you wait for moose to eat a lot and see bro, see the future and boojum's new shiny atomic toothbrush Which contained shiny atoms that were atomic and extremely shiny and atom-y.
and molecular and quarky
Jesus then decided To ban Grim from life when Chuck Norris disagreed and banned Grim first.
Chuck Norris used his beard to karate chop Saxton Hales mannly pikachus.
Saxton Hale then unbanned Grim and smoked weed only to discover Grim had eaten his prized poodle while sunbathing with nik, who was eating the poodle's diamond necklace, then..
Gabe Newell Jumped and banned Grim.
Meanwhile in Alaska Sarah Palin is finding how to beat the crap out of Dragonstorm24 Because draser had told Santa Claus about the Noodle and Bioshock Infinite was forever amazing
Then Solid Snake called up chuck And decided to hunt geese in Jesus' backyard.
Unfortunately, Jesus doesn't exist.
Lol Just Kidding.
Meanwhile, an engineer was playing pokemon
really annoying fat
Gabe Newell suicided.
