3 word story

[eyefork]

a barren planet

 

[Draser]

which tasted like

 

[matou]

apples and oranges

 

[Moose]

haha you wait

 

[nik]

for moose to

 

[jpr]

I'll start here With a dog just walking down your mother's pants and started fighting with fists of absolute fury and then, suddenly a purple people eater came out of "I LOVE DOGS" with a great big old shovel and a razorblade covered in copious amounts of kittens with no armpits but many heads that all shouted "CARLTON BANKS!".
The dog now did three smaller dogs in the butt nik. you douche.
But then Cerulean scolded nik for being awesome at ruining any cohesion which is cool only for jerks.
Then one day, Nineaxis was awesome.
Then Gnome Chompski and Oprah Winfrey beat a Tank with a huge super hard dick move, it was that they had absolutely no cows for Tank Burger Who had a slightly bent rubber incoherent sentence.
Suddenly... they fell over.
They finally decided... to eat ham!
Besides, their socks weren't even supposed to be vegetarian.
Then blastoise opened... A can of Oh snap ninjas Crit-A-Cola.
which was blue
The summery is Gabe Newell ate Episode 3 and then realised he should have ate a barren planet which tasted like apples and oranges
haha you wait for moose to eat a lot

 

[Moose]

and see bro

 

[Gerbil]

, see the future

 

[jpr]

and boojum's new

 

[nik]

shiny atomic toothbrush

 

[Mr.Blob]

Which contained shiny

 

[nik]

atoms that were

 

[jpr]

atomic and extremely

 

[J4CK8]

shiny and atom-y.

 

[Grim Tuesday]

and molecular and quarky

 

[HellJumper]

Jesus then decided

 

[nik]

To ban Grim

 

[Gerbil]

from life when

 

[Grim Tuesday]

Chuck Norris disagreed

 

[nik]

and banned Grim