The TF2Maps.net Catchphrase.

Discussion in 'Site Discussion' started by Jack Riguel, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. joshman

    joshman L5: Dapper Member

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    TF2M: No Stairway
    TF2M: Brain Boitano's Private Funhouse
    TF2M: Fifteen Bucks, Little Man. Put that map in my hand.
     
  2. StoneFrog

    StoneFrog L6: Sharp Member

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    My proposal:

    We, the proletariat and humble denizens of TF2Maps.net, own the means of production within the great Motherland of Team Fortress 2. If not for our continued labor for the attainment of custom content, the game would surely lose replayability and die.

    As is the furnace nothing without he who feeds the coals, we are the lifeblood of this proud bastion of gaming. The players are at our mercy.

    We have the power! The state is rightfully ours! Death to the bourgeois! United we stand against the face of capitalism stock Valve maps! We are builders united, builders of the world!


    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Inqwel

    Inqwel L6: Sharp Member

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    "Tf2maps.net: The #1 Team Fortress 2 Mapping Community Site"

    ...

    wait a min...
     
  4. Jamini

    Jamini L4: Comfortable Member

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    Actually, I rather like: "TF2Maps.net: Paper, Alpha, Beta, RC, FINAL!"

    TF2Maps.net: Anything is possible, just ask!
    TF2Maps.net: Our maps are our own!
    TF2Maps.net: One of the three Steam groups that actually uses their Steam Chat.
    TF2Maps.net: Quality Maps, Quality People, Quality Resources.
    TF2Maps.net: We do it right.
    TF2Maps.net: Home of the ABS libraries.
     
  5. psikobare

    psikobare L1: Registered

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  6. AntonJ3000

    AntonJ3000 I am inactive and make horrible maps

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    TF2Maps.net: Because orange_x3 can f*** off
     
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  7. Mick-a-nator

    aa Mick-a-nator

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    How about something really obscure:

    TF2Maps.net : As awesome as an ant farm...ON ACID!!!!

    ("ON ACID" in lagre, bold, jittery writing)

    yeh, that'll look sweet
     
  8. Psy

    aa Psy The Imp Queen

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    TF2Maps.net - Building for Mann Co. since 1968
     
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  9. TMP

    aa TMP Abuser of Site Rules

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    TF2maps.net - They still haven't given me my free subscription.

    Cookies to those who get this joke.
     
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  10. Gamecubic

    Gamecubic L1: Registered

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    TF2Maps.net - Home of the playtests for maps WE help YOU build
     
  11. Don

    Don L2: Junior Member

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    TF2Maps.net: We do not release controversial updates!
    TF2Maps.net: Also known as TF2Maps'n'models.net!
    TF2Maps.net: We know how to not let stickies stick!
    TF2Maps.net: That Slap Chop ain't half better then us!
    TF2Maps.net: STAND-ON-THE-HAMMER, you maggots!
    TF2Maps.net: We do not pay you to talk!
    TF2Maps.net: We do not allow remoded valve maps!
    TF2Maps.net: Steam employees since Spy/sniper update!

    Best I could come with, I hope it makes you laught 2 more minutes :)
     
  12. Jack Riguel

    Jack Riguel L10: Glamorous Member

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    Wow, I'm surprised how much this took off. I think it would be cruel of me to open a poll now for the top one, I think this should just keep on going and I'll just pick a random one I think fits the project.

    SO MUCH CREATIVITY! :D
     
  13. Vigilante212

    Vigilante212 L7: Fancy Member

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    TF2M: The other guys play with bananas we make maps.
     
  14. potatocubed

    potatocubed L1: Registered

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    tf2maps.net: Arts and Crafts for the 21st Century!
    tf2maps.net: FREE STUFF! What more do you want?
    tf2maps.net: Do not carve.
    tf2maps.net: Because level design isn't done by magical pixies.
    tf2maps.net: Because level design is done by magical pixies.
    tf2maps.net: Like Team Fortress 2 Maps on the Internet, but shorter.
    tf2maps.net: Because your favourite map sucks.
     
  15. Smashman

    Smashman L3: Member

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    TF2Maps: We're German, you know the germans make good stuff.
    TF2Maps: We play about in swamps!
    TF2Maps: We make the swamps that you play about in!
    TF2Maps: Cause we make maps for tf2, makes sense, see?
    TF2Maps: Cause 2fort just don't cut it.
    TF2Maps: What is a Boojum Snark?
    TF2Maps: Cause one eerie thing is enough.
    TF2Maps: We make letters Immortal!
    TF2Maps: For you and me!

    I reckon we should have a randomizer that takes everyone of these slogans and sticks one at the top of the screen.
    That would be pro.
     
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  16. Mick-a-nator

    aa Mick-a-nator

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    now for a cliché... probably already said but here goes nothing...

    TF2Maps.net: STOP!... HAMMER TIME!

    or

    TF2Maps.net: STOP!... HAMMER CRASHED!

    ;)
     
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  17. A Noobcake

    A Noobcake L1: Registered

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    TF2M.net: Shaping the maps of tomorrow, today.
    TF2M.net: 'Cus Orange sucks.
    TF2M.net: Bookmark us to support us in the war against Orange!
    TF2M.net: Rock, Scissor, Hammer
    TF2M.net: And then we beat the CRAP out of all the orange ones
    TF2M.net: Better than banana^^
     
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  18. UFO

    UFO L2: Junior Member

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    TF2Maps.net: What is beauty?
    TF2Maps.net: Hammer won't fall
    TF2Maps.net: Eat the banana :D
     
  19. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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  20. Smetzle

    Smetzle L3: Member

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    Yes, it will. Also, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with A Prostitute.
    (Sorry for being so immature)
     
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