TF2Maps.net the trading card game!

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  1. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    I am copying this directly from the chat room

    Rules:
    Goal - Either reduce the enemy player to 0 thanks total, or to have a map with 20 playtest points.

    Cards - There are three cards: user, maps, and events.

    Thanks - All user cards have thanks points. User cards can reduce the thanks points of other user cards by criticizing. Roll a die. If it comes up five or six, subtract your card's criticism points from the enemy's thanks points. When a card runs out of thanks, it is removed from play unless it regains thanks through an ability.

    Criticism - As stated above, you may crticize. Rolling a five or six will subtract your card's criticism points from the enemy's thanks points or playtest points. If you crtiticize, you may not use a non-passive ability that turn.

    VIP/Pro - If a user card is labelled VIP, it adds 1 playtest point to any map every turn. Pro cards will receive 1 thanks every turn. Pro does not work if thanks are at zero.

    Playtests - All map cards have playtest points. These are reduced by criticizing the card. Again, rolling a five or six will subtract your criticism. Maps earn one playtest point every turn. When a map has less than zero playtest points, it returns to your deck.

    Event Cards - Events are instant use. Once they are played, they are discarded.

    User cards:
    SWATY *4 THX, 3 CRT*
    Ability 1 - Passive - ALREADY FIXED: Reduces criticism damage by 1
    Ability 2 - 2 Thanks - RC22: Add 3 playtest points to any map in play

    The Political Gamer *6 THX, 2 CRT* (Donator)
    Ability 1 - 2 Thanks - VERY THANKFUL: Adds 1 thanks to all user cards in play
    Ability 2 - 3 Thanks - WARM WELCOME: Restore 3 thanks to a user card that was removed from play

    Nerdboy *7 THX, 2 CRT*
    Ability 1 - 1 Thanks - UNACCEPTABLE: Removes all thanks from one enemy card and removed this card from play
    Ability 2 - Passive - LIMITED BAN: If removed from play by an enemy card, roll a die. Return this card to play after those many turns with 1 thanks

    Tera *5 THX, 3 CRT*
    Ability 1 - 2 Thanks - STUPID: Prevent any attacks from enemy cards for 1 turn
    Ability 2 - Passive - NAME CHANGE: If attacked, two thanks can be taken from another card

    Nineaxis *6 THX, 4 CRT* (Pro, Donator)
    Ability 1 - 3 Thanks - INCREDIMEDIC: Restore a card that was removed from play to its default thanks
    Ability 2 - 2 Thanks - SLOW MAPPER: Prevent all enemy maps from earning playtest points for one turn

    A Boojum Snark *10 THX, 2 CRT* (Donator)
    Ability 1 - 4 Thanks - GAMEDAY: Add 1 playtest point to all of your maps in play
    Ability 2 - Passive - ENTITY KING: For every successful attack by any of your cards, add 1 thanks to this card.

    Youme *6 THX, 4 CRT* (Pro, Donator)
    Ability 1 - 3 Thanks - DISGUISE: Roll a die. This card is protected from any criticisms for that number of turns
    Ability 2 - 4 Thanks - THEMATIC HALT: Remove 3 playtest points from an enemy map card

    drpepper *7 THX, 4 CRT* (Pro, Donator)
    Ability 1 - 4 Thanks - CONTEST: Add 2 playtest points to all maps in play of a certain gamemode of your choice.
    Ability 2 - 2 Thanks - ADSENSE: Roll a die. Receive an extra 1 thanks for that number of turns.

    Seba *4 THX, 3 CRT* (Donator)
    Ability 1 - Passive - UNNOTICED: When criticized, roll a die. If it comes up 5 or 6, the attack is nullified
    Ability 2 - 2 Thanks - SILLY UNLOCKS: Roll a die. If it comes up more than 3, nothing happens. Otherwise, your opponent may not place new cards for that number of turns

    TheBladeRoden *7 THX, 3 CRT* (Donator)
    Ability 1 - Passive - LURKER: Every turn, pick a user card and add 1 thanks to it.
    Ability 2 -

    Shmitz *6 THX, 2 CRT* (Pro, Donator)
    Ability 1 - Passive - CUSTOM CONTENT: Issue an extra 1 playtest point to any map you have in play per turn
    Ability 2 - 4 Thanks - WISE SAGE: Double criticism of all your user cards for one turn

    Icarus *6 THX, 4 CRT* (Donator)
    Ability 1 - Passive - A121: Add 3 playtest points to any map card that is played while in play
    Ability 2 - 3 Thanks - CP_/CTF_/ARENA_ICKYMAP: Changes the gamemode of any map in play to a different gamemode

    MangyCarface *9 THX, 3 CRT* (Pro)
    Ability 1 - 5 Thanks - OPTIMIZING BLITZ: Roll a die. Add that number of playtest points to any of your maps
    Ability 2 - Passive - NO ENGIES: Remove two thanks from this card, but add two playtest points for every map card played

    Acegikmo *6 THX, 4 CRT* (Pro)
    Ability 1 - 4 Thanks - VALVE IGNORES ME: Pick one map card, then remove one playtest from every other map card in play and add it to this card.
    Ability 2 - 2 Thanks - 499 MB: Prevent all enemy maps from earning playtest points for one turn
     
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  2. Engineer

    aa Engineer

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  3. Owlruler

    Owlruler L12: Fabulous Member

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    Since I don't have photoshop, I can't use the template so meh. Here you go (because we all know you can only way to get rid of orange_x is to kill it):


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  4. Steff0o

    Steff0o L6: Sharp Member

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    -snip- illegal distribution of software ain't cool, man

    -Srry, didn't realise that, just wanted to help :p
     
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  5. Armadillo of Doom

    aa Armadillo of Doom Group Founder, Lover of Pie

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    This is so cool, lol. Can I be a trading card? Pleassseee? :crying:
     
  6. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    I find it curious I don't get the inherent thanks generation thing. Also, different types of cards should be different colors. Needs more rules/instructions too :p
     
  7. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Oh noes. It's Dice Roll reliant..
     
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  8. Seba

    aa Seba DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD

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    Mappers are blue, Maps are red, Events are tan.
     
  9. luxatile

    aa luxatile deer

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    I wish I had any special abilities.

    I mean, I can drag an airplane by my ears, but I'd still need one more to have a card.
     
  10. Owlruler

    Owlruler L12: Fabulous Member

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    ALL FEAR THE STRETCHED TEDDYBEAR!

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  11. Tapp

    Tapp L10: Glamorous Member

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    True story.
    Edit: oh, and how does one actually win at this trading card game? It seems like it could work, if only...
     
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