- Apr 24, 2010
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Picture it: Sicily, 1923; in a small area, hidden away in a snowy mountain, there is a man-made hill. A hill made of wood. And on this hill is a point where a multi-billion dollar corporation could place a king. "Well what is the relevance of this pile of wood?" I hear you ask. "There's no reason for corporations to fight over it!"
"Well," we reply, "underneath this pile of wood are two tanks, and these tanks contain the single greatest and single rarest substance on Earth; liquid Italium. This substance can power lasers, rockets, and any other doomsday device the mapper may eventually decide to place in the map that would make a better objective than some water tanks."
So what are you waiting for? Go and capture some hills!
"Well," we reply, "underneath this pile of wood are two tanks, and these tanks contain the single greatest and single rarest substance on Earth; liquid Italium. This substance can power lasers, rockets, and any other doomsday device the mapper may eventually decide to place in the map that would make a better objective than some water tanks."
So what are you waiting for? Go and capture some hills!