Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Numerous]

Well, there's only one thing that can beat that.

My modesty exceeds me.

 

[quigon]

Sir (or madam), I do disagree.

 

[Numerous]

Sir (or madam), I do disagree.

Cool story bro.

 

[Radaka]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

 

[Numerous]

Woot. I guess you can't beat my image so you're trying to derail the thread instead.
Well, since nobody can beat my image, I guess we''ll have to restart.
Here's a new image:

here ya go.

 

[gamemaster1996]

But if it gets stuck

ALso we could.

 

[Bya]

 

[Dark]

 

[Numerous]

My tool is way bigger and better than yours.




...In more ways than one...

 

[Engineer]

 

[THEBACONMASTER]

not like these tools

 

[Numerous]

The mother of all tools.

 

[lana]

The mother of the mother of all tools.

 

[Spammish]

The best tool(s)

 

[Numerous]

Screw that, if fire doesn't solve your problem you just ARENT USING ENOUGH FIRE!

 

[Leminnes]

And if that don't work....

Use more gun.

 

[Numerous]

Unless its a farm!

 

[Spammish]

He'll kill you, your sentry and himself.

 

[Numerous]

This guy can blow you up more thoroughly than you can yourself.

Of course, if the soldier was blowing the demoman up instead of himself, we'd have some nicely chunked black-scottish-cyclops spam. (DOUBLE MEANING FTW)

 

[gamemaster1996]

Blow them bombs back