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Forced gathering for dear-leader's birthday
I don't even know Obama's birthday, or Bush's, or anyone's for that matter.
Complete screening and encapsulation of its citizens
Pretty certain the government doesn't know everything about me.
Government radios in every house which can't be turned off
I have my TV on mute right now and it could be off at any moment, thank you.
Disregard for UN practices
Ok, you got me here.
The children play games involving spearing an american soldier with a bayonet
No, our games involve stabbing Russians or terrorists with knives.
Nobody escapes.
I can escape at any moment. I could go live in Mexico if I wanted to. This is without a doubt the most wrong statement to describe the US unless you're a paranoid schizophrenic.
I want to thank this 1776 times.