- Oct 14, 2009
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Who is the pyro? That nameless mask who exists only to use FIRE to lethally TERMINATE the contracts of the mercenaries of the other team.
A question that has been pondered in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time, has finally. been. answered!
The pyro is Robin Walker.
Everyone knows of Robin's love of giving people the sack, his love to the point of obsession. By taking on this persona he has been able to sate his obsession with FIRING people, both literally and metaphorically.
Have you not wondered whether maybe you could HIDE all hats you're wearing except the one that's on the very top, with a simple gas mask, to become more accepted (and thus given more opportunity to obtain hats)in society?Have you not always wondered what it would be like to watch someone be fired in front of your very own eyes? Of course not, who hasn't done it several times before. But what if you could do it whenever you liked?
Thus, the pyro was born.
A question that has been pondered in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time, has finally. been. answered!
The pyro is Robin Walker.
Everyone knows of Robin's love of giving people the sack, his love to the point of obsession. By taking on this persona he has been able to sate his obsession with FIRING people, both literally and metaphorically.
Have you not wondered whether maybe you could HIDE all hats you're wearing except the one that's on the very top, with a simple gas mask, to become more accepted (and thus given more opportunity to obtain hats)in society?Have you not always wondered what it would be like to watch someone be fired in front of your very own eyes? Of course not, who hasn't done it several times before. But what if you could do it whenever you liked?
Thus, the pyro was born.
