Who the pyro REALLY is!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Numerous, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Numerous

    Numerous L4: Comfortable Member

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    Who is the pyro? That nameless mask who exists only to use FIRE to lethally TERMINATE the contracts of the mercenaries of the other team.

    A question that has been pondered in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time, has finally. been. answered!

    The pyro is Robin Walker.

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    Everyone knows of Robin's love of giving people the sack, his love to the point of obsession. By taking on this persona he has been able to sate his obsession with FIRING people, both literally and metaphorically.

    Have you not wondered whether maybe you could HIDE all hats you're wearing except the one that's on the very top, with a simple gas mask, to become more accepted (and thus given more opportunity to obtain hats)in society?Have you not always wondered what it would be like to watch someone be fired in front of your very own eyes? Of course not, who hasn't done it several times before. But what if you could do it whenever you liked?

    Thus, the pyro was born.
     
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  2. TMP

    aa TMP Abuser of Site Rules

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    Mind=Blown

    I am Robin Walker?
     
  3. Exist

    Exist L6: Sharp Member

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    So Robin IS a girl!!!
     
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  4. nik

    nik L12: Fabulous Member

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    But why has his chin been sliced off?!
     
  5. Godslayer57

    Godslayer57 L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Its part of the operation to get that small mask on, cut part of the chin off and whoa fits like a glove!
     
  6. Nitram

    Nitram L2: Junior Member

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    It all makes sense now!:O
     
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  7. FaTony

    FaTony Banned

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    So that's how his face looks? Now I'll have to problem to identify and snipe him from the building near the Valve HQ. Damn bastard.
     
  8. Lionist

    Lionist L1: Registered

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    That explains the purse in his part of the locker. :glare:
     
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  9. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    Doesn't explain why did this thread rise from it's grave tough.
     
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  10. HellJumper

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    Necrobumped a thread for his first post.

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