Walks in through the exit door with a bottle of Buckfast in one hand and a deep fried pizza perched on the other. Screeching something incoherent about independence and the English.
What screams your country?
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Every day is a simple day in my country, It usually goes like this:
Wake up.
Put on lumberjack attire.
Brush teeth with maple syrup.
Take my dog sled to work.
Go to Tim Hortons eat poutine for breakfast.
Talk to a Mountie it goes something like:
“Hey how are y’doing eh?”
“I’m fine eh, crazy storm last night.”
“Oh yeah, it be a crazy storm last night my, I didn’t want to leave my igloo.”
“Oh yeah eh?”
Soon later leave Tim Hortons
I hold the door open for everybody leaving, my fingers nearly froze off. Then I apologize to the door for leaving my dirty fingerprints on the glass.
Continue my ride on my two hour dogsled commute to work.
Get injuried from a pothole on the highway whilst going to work chopping trees.
Curse at the newfy nearby for no reason other than to make fun of him.
Go to local hospital .
>It’s free.
Wait six hours to fix broken leg.
Actually it’s not free,
It’s 23 dollars Canadian for the crutches.
Go to my local MP he thinks it’s unfair too.
Hospital gives me tickets to the Oilers hockey game to shut me up; I take the bribe and say sorry for the trouble.
The Oilers lose. (Again.)
Get free ride home on my buddies dogsled.
Go to igloo.
Salute the framed picture of her majesty on the wall.
God save the queen.
Go to bed
Repeat.
This is truly how every day in Canada is don’t let anybody tell you that we canucks live any different.
Wake up.
Put on lumberjack attire.
Brush teeth with maple syrup.
Take my dog sled to work.
Go to Tim Hortons eat poutine for breakfast.
Talk to a Mountie it goes something like:
“Hey how are y’doing eh?”
“I’m fine eh, crazy storm last night.”
“Oh yeah, it be a crazy storm last night my, I didn’t want to leave my igloo.”
“Oh yeah eh?”
Soon later leave Tim Hortons
I hold the door open for everybody leaving, my fingers nearly froze off. Then I apologize to the door for leaving my dirty fingerprints on the glass.
Continue my ride on my two hour dogsled commute to work.
Get injuried from a pothole on the highway whilst going to work chopping trees.
Curse at the newfy nearby for no reason other than to make fun of him.
Go to local hospital .
>It’s free.
Wait six hours to fix broken leg.
Actually it’s not free,
It’s 23 dollars Canadian for the crutches.
Go to my local MP he thinks it’s unfair too.
Hospital gives me tickets to the Oilers hockey game to shut me up; I take the bribe and say sorry for the trouble.
The Oilers lose. (Again.)
Get free ride home on my buddies dogsled.
Go to igloo.
Salute the framed picture of her majesty on the wall.
God save the queen.
Go to bed
Repeat.
This is truly how every day in Canada is don’t let anybody tell you that we canucks live any different.
Tango
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