Stab the Mouth - The Evolution Of A Spy (Song)

You'll know what music to use with this song once you read the first 4 words.

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    Stab the Mouth - The Evolution Of A Spy (Song) - You'll know what music to use with this song once you read the first 4 words.

    Somebody once told me that I have a revolver,
    But I ignored him and I got killed.
    I was lookin' kinda dumb when I knifed that Heavy's arm
    As I tried
    And I failed
    To stab his back.


    If my stabs start comin' they will not stop comin'.
    I only use my knife,I don't know the word "gunning".
    It doesn't make sense,but that's what I do.
    How to play Spy?I have no clue.


    So much to do,so much to see -
    Don't have time to think what I'm doin'.
    You never know what I can do,
    Cause I'm overdosed on Mountain Dew.


    Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
    Hey now,mister Sniper.You just shot me!Can you stop that?!
    I wish that I had a gun.
    Only shootin' Spies have things done.


    "That's a cool hat!Can you give it to me freely?"
    The Sniper looks at him accusingly and says:"Really?"
    "Yes I really want that sombrero!
    "It'll look good with my provision googles."


    The tactic I use is gettin' pretty lame.
    I died quite a lot,I should act a bit tame
    I got a kill!How 'bout you?
    I'm startin' to realize what I should do.


    Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
    Hey now,mister Sniper.You just missed me!Can't believe that!
    I wish I knew I have a gun.
    Only shootin' Spies have things done.

    Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
    Hey now,mister Sniper.You just missed me!Can't believe that!
    I wish I knew I have a gun.
    Only shootin' Spies have things done.


    Somebody once told me that I have a revolver,
    So I listened to him and I got kills.
    I said "Yep!",and I shot a Spy
    Then I saw a Heavy that was waddling by.
    So my knife penetrated his back!


    If my kills start comin' they will not stop comin'.
    I use all of my tools,I don't know the word "dyin'".
    It's been a while since I drank Mountain Dew.
    How to play Spy?I can tell that to you.

    Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
    Hey now,mister Sniper.You can't shoot me!You can't do that!
    I now know I have a gun.
    Cuz only shootin' Spies have things done.

    I now know I have a guuun.
    Cuz only shootin' Spies have things done.
     
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