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Stab the Mouth - The Evolution Of A Spy (Song)

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Smiley the Smile

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Dec 11, 2016
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Stab the Mouth - The Evolution Of A Spy (Song) - You'll know what music to use with this song once you read the first 4 words.

Somebody once told me that I have a revolver,
But I ignored him and I got killed.
I was lookin' kinda dumb when I knifed that Heavy's arm
As I tried
And I failed
To stab his back.


If my stabs start comin' they will not stop comin'.
I only use my knife,I don't know the word "gunning".
It doesn't make sense,but that's what I do.
How to play Spy?I have no clue.


So much to do,so much to see -
Don't have time to think what I'm doin'.
You never know what I can do,
Cause I'm overdosed on Mountain Dew.


Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
Hey now,mister Sniper.You just shot me!Can you stop that?!
I wish that I had a gun.
Only shootin' Spies have things done.


"That's a cool hat!Can you give it to me freely?"
The Sniper looks at him accusingly and says:"Really?"
"Yes I really want that sombrero!
"It'll look good with my provision googles."


The tactic I use is gettin' pretty lame.
I died quite a lot,I should act a bit tame
I got a kill!How 'bout you?
I'm startin' to realize what I should do.


Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
Hey now,mister Sniper.You just missed me!Can't believe that!
I wish I knew I have a gun.
Only shootin' Spies have things done.

Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
Hey now,mister Sniper.You just missed me!Can't believe that!
I wish I knew I have a gun.
Only shootin' Spies have things done.


Somebody once told me that I have a revolver,
So I listened to him and I got kills.
I said "Yep!",and I shot a Spy
Then I saw a Heavy that was waddling by.
So my knife penetrated his back!


If my kills start comin' they will not stop comin'.
I use all of my tools,I don't know the word "dyin'".
It's been a while since I drank Mountain Dew.
How to play Spy?I can tell that to you.

Hey now,I'm a pro Spy.Don't believe me?Look at my hat.
Hey now,mister Sniper.You can't shoot me!You can't do that!
I now know I have a gun.
Cuz only shootin' Spies have things done.

I now know I have a guuun.
Cuz only shootin' Spies have things done.