Rock, Paper, Scissors

[quigon]

Im sorry, but when it comes to blasting...

 

[Numerous]

Shamwows. They absorb water.

 

[quigon]

Hookers. They beat up Vince.

 

[failgazelle]

pimps can take em down

 

[quigon]

No one beats Hefner

 

[Numerous]

Dunno about that...

 

[quigon]

 

[failgazelle]

gun no good?
KNIFEFIXPROBLEM

 

[quigon]

your metal is useless

 

[failgazelle]

magneto aint got nothing on stone

 

[quigon]

but juggernaut can destroy your stone... and face...

 

[failgazelle]

pwned.

 

[quigon]

 

[failgazelle]

why settle for a book?

 

[quigon]

its so much easier...

 

[failgazelle]

better than drugs anyways

 

[quigon]

might as well go all out, then

 

[failgazelle]

originals are always the best

 

[quigon]

sadly for Houdini, he never did...
(Im not sure exactly what story to go with, but one of the more prominent ones was that he died due to some inflammation of the membrane in is abdomen that caused his appendix to rupture...)

 

[failgazelle]

coulda been poisoned...