just throwing this out there, if you made something absolute zero, it would cease to exist and disintegrate into a pile of electrons, protons, and neutrons. so you lighter wouldn't work.
and how would you're puny lighter stay light in this mother of all storms?
Edit: Edit Immortal-D beat me to it.
PS. Immortal-D, remember me? I was the kid that came on tf2maps.net server and complained that no one is make 5 point push competitive well balanced CP maps, and then you should me avanti, which failed, then you showed me cp_overflow and explained about how this guy came up with the flowing water tutorial?