Possible voicelines for a kidnapped princess

[The Asylum]

You've already seen my Teu Forte map? Yeah, so what if instead of a scroll the teams captured the other team's princess? What voicelines would she have when picked up? Here's a few I've come up with, in typical Monty Python falsetto:

"Off to cart me away, are you? Go twist your ankle!"

"Oh bloody hell, not you again!"

"I shall complain the entire way!"

"Unhand me at once, you <one of several Shakespearian insults>!"

Anyone got any more?

 

[The Asylum]

my wife has just informed me that, under no circumstances whatsoever, am I to attempt a "Monty Python falsetto" ever again.