Penguin has recently inspired me to dive into a box of age old video games and lo and behold I find not only Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, but also Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Now I don't know about you, but these games were the shit. Let's look back on a day when Bush just came into office and the only thing we cared about were British kids who earned superpowers in the most boring way possible. We begin our adventure with the most badass autorun.exe ever: That's right, this game is so badass that my computer can't display the background image on the splash screen, and it was made like 10 years ago. This shit is using like DXa billion in an age where DX5.0 was still in use. But enough of me talking about the graphics, let's get into the installer and see if my computer doesn't give up because of the sheer awesomeness of this game. I'm going to click the English button, because the other one is Wizardspeak for "DXa billion edition." Now normally I'd try to max out the settings on a ten year old game, but I only have DX11 and I'm not a wizard so I can't play in DXa billion. Is it me or did this autorun get even MORE awesome? There's about two times the comic sans on this page and therefore two times the coolio. Sorry about not installing this before hand but I didn't have much time before it enchanted me and made me start this thread. So we're gonna install this puppy and then we'll kick some ass. HOLY SHIT! It's almost like that golden snitch is flying out of that computer! That could be happening to me! Do I want to install this? Fuck yeah! Then we hit the Wizard DRM screen. I need to put in a magic spell code in order to unlock the awesomeness that is Harry Potter. Fortunately I have said code on the back of the case, but it's not for sharing because it's a secret! Let's install this bitch! This game is so powerful it will open up the world itself and use the magic stored on the disk to create that directory. Power at your fingertips! BAM! Holy shit! That is in game imagery, folks! You can practically make out Ron and Hermione's faces! Can you tell which one is Ron? That's how powerful the graphics are! I must have hit a time warp or something because this installed fast. Can you believe how it took about two minutes to install everything? All that wizard magic must be doing something to the flow of time. Don't look now, it's thirty years in the future! Just kidding! I had you going there for a minute. I'm going to get this puppy fired up and get some much needed play time in while you guys grab some wizard popcorn, round glasses, and magic wands and get ready for this mindblowing action!