I didn't know where to put this as it doesn't really fall under any category but when creating my swamp contest entry (that's why this is here) I used some funny scenarios to think of what to put in it. SO here they are. They are not comedy greats, but I hope they give you a giggle. _______________________________ WELCOME TO THE SWAMP RESORT! Fancy a dip in our 5 star pool? Maybe you'd like to explore the diverse wildlife...? ...or just hunt it! Or for the paranoid, you can just get ready for that zombie apocalypse you fear so much.