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[WastedMeerkat]

Original text:

"Wasted Meerkat"

...54 translations later we get:

"I want to meerkat."

Original text:

"Uh, I don't know where to start with you... Do you even know who you're talking to? I'm a force of nature. Grass grows, birds fly, and brother... I hurt people."

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, I know ... I know you? Weeds and Algae in nature, and his brother ... I could hear people."

...this is great.

 

[v3locity]

AFRIKAANS : snelheid
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ALBANIAN : shpejtësi
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ARABIC : السرعة
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BELARUSIAN : Хуткасць
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BULGARIAN : Скорост
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CATALAN : Velocitat
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CHINESE : 速度
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CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 速度
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CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 速度
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CROATIAN : Brzina
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CZECH : Rychlost
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DANISH : Hastighed
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DUTCH : Snelheid
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ENGLISH : Speed
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ESTONIAN : Kiirus
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FILIPINO : Bilis
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FINNISH : Nopeus
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FRENCH : Vitesse
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GALICIAN : Velocidade
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GERMAN : Geschwindigkeit
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GREEK : Ταχύτητα
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HEBREW : מהירות
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HINDI : गति
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HUNGARIAN : Sebesség
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ICELANDIC : Hraði
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INDONESIAN : Kecepatan
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IRISH : Luas
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ITALIAN : Velocità
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JAPANESE : スピード
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KOREAN : 속도
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LATVIAN : Ātrums
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LITHUANIAN : Greitis
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MACEDONIAN : Брзина на
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MALAY : Kelajuan
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MALTESE : Veloċità
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NORWEGIAN : Fart
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PERSIAN : سرعت
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POLISH : Prędkość
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PORTUGUESE : Velocidade
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ROMANIAN : Viteză
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RUSSIAN : Скорость
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SERBIAN : Брзина
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SLOVAK : Rýchlosť
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SLOVENIAN : Hitrost
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SPANISH : Velocidad
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SWAHILI : Speed
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SWEDISH : Hastighet
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TAGALOG : Bilis
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THAI : ความเร็ว
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TURKISH : Hız
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UKRAINIAN : Швидкість
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VIETNAMESE : Tốc độ
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WELSH : Cyflymder
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YIDDISH : גיכקייַט
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Cracks me up that it was Speed throughout the whole thing then Yiddish had to fuck it up.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

Original text:

"She sells sea shells down by the sea shore."

...54 translations later we get:

"Portable beach."

lol

 

[Dark]

Original text:

"dog bread. pug loaf."

...54 translations later we get:

"National Dog Show of power."

 

[WastedMeerkat]

Original text:

"Not problems like "what is beauty," because that would fall under the purview of the conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."

...54 translations later we get:

"Introduction of the United States, and indeed some of the issues of intellectual property rights of privacy."

1 char

 

[Firest0rm]

This is not at all related to tf2, but...

Original text:

"Lady Gaga"

...54 translations later we get:

"Male"

 

[Terr]

• What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?
• Poor send their children to play?
• To send a game for poor children?
• If you want to send poor children to have fun?
• If you want to send poor children's entertainment?
• If you want to send sick children or fun.

• Engineer is credit to team
• Engineering Equipment Finance
• Equipment, resources

 

[WastedMeerkat]

Original text:

"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! And he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honor!"

...54 translations later we get:

""This is definitely a very good game," Oh, I like to bond with them"

1 char

 

[Terr]

• Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
• Professional standards. Be polite. Effective. Total number of programs to meet you.
• Professional standards. Join civility. Valid. Such a plan.
• professional standards. The combination of nobility. Important. The title of the article.
• Academic standards. Combination of great people. Watch. The name of the product.
• Education standard. The combination of big - time product.

• I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin.
• I'm not crazy robber, murderer I am.
• I am a crazy killer hood, I'm not.
• Crazy Hood rip me, I'm not.
• Kureijifuddo was me, I do not rip.
• Kureijifuddo tears.

• I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end.
• I Am Legend severe, bloody end to the bloody miserable.
• I Am Legend is the end of a bloody hard and bloody tragedy.
• I Am Legend is a bloody hard and bloody tragedy.
• Ayamurejendo Horrific accident blood.