Soooooo yeah, this might not be dead after all
To put it bluntly, my 2023 is going to be absolutely fucking bonkers. Not Michael Douglas in Falling Down bonkers, but, well, it might be close. Just close enough that I might get a sliver of free time that isn't spent working or on a pitiful amount of what could only be charitably described as "sleep." Just as this was born of me not having anything else for April Foolsday, it might be making a comeback next year.
I got to thinking, what if it was possible to actually win this dumb map? Fun fact, that actually was the original idea, but I just didn't have the time to implement it. You guys have no idea just how down to the wire this was. Now that I have another four months from now until April (so that gives me maybe a few hours total?), I think I can work that in somehow. Here's my idea:
Private Idle is still Private Idle, wirh maybe a shorter stay. Checkpoint and Pipeball Classic will run to a first to two caps/goals respectively instead of just two in total. And instead of DM Melee Fort, we swap that out for KOTH Melee Fort, with timers set for, oh I don't know, 1:30 on the clocks instead of 3 minutes. And to keep things fair, instead of Pipeball Ultra's goal defense, let's see if I can make my ill-fated SD QBert map a little less... stupid. To micro-size it, how about instead of controlling an entire pyramid, there's just one, and whichever team holds the most squares after a short time wins the stage.
So all that time, we'll have a PD HUD keeping track of how many "maps" a team has won. And, much like Pipeball Classic, whichever team wins 3 wins the entire game. If it's a 2-2 tie after QBert (or whatever I shoehorn in there instead), then I suppose I could make my Museum an actual level with an objective of some kind.
This is all very much preliminary brainstorming, and wether or not I actually have the time to do all this before April is still very much up in the air. But still, something to think about. You know, in case my life ever does get marginally less shitty.