In an freak accident off the coast of Australia (that involved a monkey, a hula skirt and a bottle of vinegar), a shipment of Mann Co. Shrink Rays got a little wet and malfunctioned. Now the Red and Blu corporations are stuck with miniature shipping containers and are will to give them to you for absolutely no charge what-so-ever!
Supplies are limited. Available on a first-come, first-serve basis. Some assembly required. Do not have around children under the age of 5 as this product is considered a choking hazard.