The Rap-Battle thread

Cartfridge

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Jul 29, 2015
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Let me draw you a picture, son,
Landscape of your map, still in alpha 1.
You're stirring up the fears of the mapping people
Telling the world that my rhymes are evil.
You made a little model, got 'em fired up,
Had lots of static props, got 'em fired up,
And when your map started getting fired up,
I aim a rifle at your head and fire up.

Your rhyme's a bigger turd than corva the third/
You got no style, I see that from a mile/
Your rhymes are like bile/
regurgetated shit that aint seen the light in a while/
Somebody clean up in aisle #9/
Your shit's longer than the fucking nile/
Your rhyme's wasted/
They're probably copy pasted!/
 
Jul 6, 2015
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@Cartfridge
Come at me bro
Ill take it slow
Grab a shovel, Ill dig your grave
your words they are my slave

Old school is the new cool
You think fly, you think your slick
well to the new generation, you can get *hit with a stick*

You want to test my metal,
beware of the shards
because when I spit my mad beats
now you better step off, and let down your guards

The killerish is in, and you'r out.
 

SC PL

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SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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@SC PL!
That's irrelevant, pal.
Grab that pic and get outta here
This thread is for raps. Raps that sear.
 

Cartfridge

L2: Junior Member
Jul 29, 2015
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@Cartfridge
Come at me bro
Ill take it slow
Grab a shovel, Ill dig your grave
your words they are my slave

Old school is the new cool
You think fly, you think your slick
well to the new generation, you can get *hit with a stick*

You want to test my metal,
beware of the shards
because when I spit my mad beats
now you better step off, and let down your guards

The killerish is in, and you'r out.

You say old school is cool, but still you drool/
You're like a small child, getting riled by my style/
Not my fault, this is full on assault/
Cause your words have no rhyme or reason, it's basic treason/
So go back to school cause you haven't learnt, that you've just bean massively burnt/

:cool:
 
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You say old school is cool, but still you drool/
You're like a small child, getting riled by my style/
Not my fault, this is full on assault/
Cause your words have no rhyme or reason, it's basic treason/
So go back to school cause you haven't learnt, you that you've just bean massively burnt/

:cool:
*First of all very well done*
So youve come back for more
Lets settle the score
Your like a tiny fire, and im a raging typhoon
so when I knock on your door, youll look like the baffoon

You say go back to school, that makes me sick
but did I forget to tell ya, schools out and im on the prowl
Time to hunt you down, and make you regret pickin up the mic
get off my back, and hear me howl
AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You have no swag, its all online
standing next to me, your 2'9
You think your cool, you think your good
but when this battles through, there will be blood

Im coming for your rymes,
dont expect bells or chimes
because my attack will be silent
and your rymes cant be this violent

I come back better, faster, stronger
then the lord gaben himself
and my hard drives only gettin longer
had enouph? too bad because this raps goin on the bookshelf

So before you go talkin trash
take a look at yaself, your worse the uncle dane
because when two forces thrash
only one will remain

You decloak next to engineers
you get your but handed to you by a wrench
the only thing that grinds my gears
is why you got off the bench

Lay back down, dont respawn
because when im done spy checking
every last hint of you will be gone
and its about time I started wrecking

Next time you mess with the master
expect no mercy, because im always faster
always havin more style then you
so sit back down, take a seat and relax. You'r threw.

I think ive made my point. So come at me bro
 

Bogdy

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Aug 13, 2014
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Izotope

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All of these "raps" are terrible so far
With the only one exception by fubar
Maybe you should get back to map developing
Because they look like the result of bad vertex editing
But now is not the time to quit
You just need to env_shake things up a bit
I'll stop now, or I will lose it
 

Zed

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None of these "raps" have been a good source of schooling
So all of you sit back, cause your ego needs cooling
All you only writing lyrics in scheme ABAB
Shit reads off so poorly, can't you see?
It's got no flow
Got no rhythm
No rhyme

You should start looking for a better solution
Instead of this last resort lyrical prostitution
Don't see the issues to which I have pointed?
Rap king you will never be annointed
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
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I'm not a good rapper
but I'm a great mapper
I've made far more than you
You never got past alpha two

These lines just popped into my head
and they must not go unsaid