Vote Now! Help Me Beat Up a Doctor!

[tf2.com]

First order of business: Some DAMNED WEBSITE is asking any no-nothing mope with a keyboard and an opinion the preposterously self-evident question of whether I can BEAT UP A DOCTOR IN A FIGHT. Let's stick to the facts: I have PERSONALLY MANSLAUGHTERED 1,593 physicians in various forms of unarmed and/or unwilling combat, and let me tell you, that statistic carries a lot of weight at the doctor's office. Let's just say a "Beaten to Death in the Head by Fists" can turn into a "Natural Causes" on a coroner's report PRETTY FAST when you're cracking the right knuckles at the right people.

Source: TF2.com

 

[Retroid]

Massive McNinja fan so I'm gonna have to go with him.

 

[LeSwordfish]

I might have to steal the phrase "Any [insert relevant insult] with a keyboard and an opinion..."

 

[Mr. Wimples]

McNinja is an excellent webcomic. This is going to be a tough one.

 

[Moose]

I think I just voted for both of them at the same time