"BREAKING NEWS! Meteorologists have just warned of an oncoming typhoon in China! With it has brought a devestating tsunami. Reports have already been made that there is water damage across multiple areas of the coastal cities, as well as damaged buildings. There was even one such report of a skyscraper toppling over just a few minutes ago. Please evacuate if possible to the nearby hospital! There are already rescue operatives waiting for y-AAAUGH!"
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