Penguin's Poem

[DaBeatzProject]

Humhum - There we go.

DaBeatzProject entered chat.
DaBeatzProject: lo again
[AVE] Penguin: lo
[AVE] Penguin: you're missing my epic poem
DaBeatzProject: :O
Broken:Tripod-Turret: yo dbp
DaBeatzProject: lo tripod-turret
[AVE] Penguin: [AVE] Penguin: There once was a Heavy down in 2fort,
[AVE] Penguin: taking more fire than he could support
[AVE] Penguin: feeling rather pathetic, he called for a medic
Outscisor: I like where this is going
[AVE] Penguin: but a far off sniper aimed with his scope
Outscisor: ...
[AVE] Penguin: and delivered a headshot to the medicinal dope
-1Guy: nice
[AVE] Penguin: but up from behind, cigarette lit
[AVE] Penguin: the spy killed the sniper with a backstab crit
[AVE] Penguin: But alas, the poor spy burned
[AVE] Penguin: at the mouth of the Backburner, that the pyro had earned
[AVE] Penguin: So a lone scout came in to save the day
[AVE] Penguin: but he caught on fire and he ran away
Broken:Tripod-Turret: lol
-1Guy: penguin u just makn this up in ur head or did u think of dis earlier
[AVE] Penguin: Down in the battlements an engineer
[AVE] Penguin: who was camping his sentry
[AVE] Penguin: for all to fear
[AVE] Penguin: but soon the sentry was blown apart
DaBeatzProject: ...?
[AVE] Penguin: 'Cause the demoman laid stickies like a work of art
DaBeatzProject:
DaBeatzProject: lol
[AVE] Penguin: But the drunk black cyclops had met his match
DaBeatzProject: Mind if I make a thread for this? xD
[AVE] Penguin: And has he poured some whiskey down the hats
[AVE] Penguin: *hatch
[AVE] Penguin: he was blown to gibs, and left to smolder
[AVE] Penguin: 'Cause the ultimate winner, is our Rocketjumping Soldier
[AVE] Penguin: -Fin-
DaBeatzProject: <_< you're mad
Flapjack: By your friendly neighborhood soilder
[AVE] Penguin bows
zpqrei [Blackwood Valley]: Indeed
Broken:Tripod-Turret: Much better last line than mine lol
[AVE] Penguin: Anyway
Broken:Tripod-Turret: Mine was: "on the map called cp_boulder"
[AVE] Penguin: Quote the chat

And so that's what I did

 

[Penguin]

There, that's a bit of improv for you all.

Hope you like it.

 

[Owlruler]

nice

 

[LordNor]

u guys should check out bash.org

 

[The Political Gamer]

O_O

 

[NovaSilisko]

Genius.

 

[Penguin]

FYI, I have an addendum.

[AVE] Penguin: There once was a Heavy down in 2fort,
[AVE] Penguin: taking more fire than he could support
[AVE] Penguin: feeling rather pathetic, he called for a medic
[AVE] Penguin: Who, to help his comrade, popped a Kritz,
[AVE] Penguin: Giving that Heavy all Critical Hits,
[AVE] Penguin: but a far off sniper aimed with his scope
[AVE] Penguin: and delivered a headshot to the medicinal dope