I swear to god I thought that said B2. I flipped my shit. I ran out on the streets, trying to bring myself back together. Some good samaritan asked me what was wrong, I told him he wasn't real and I punched him square between eyes.
Right between the fucking eyes.
Some chick sippin' on coffee across the street called the cops on me for whatever reason. I told her to shut the fuck up, then I drank the rest of her coffee right in front of her.
The cops arrived and tried to calm me down. I told them I was dreaming, they weren't real, Corrode went to B2 - they were not real. One of the pigs threw some tear gas at me. I picked it up and sucked all the tears out of it, then crushed the canister they were in.
Then the cops shot me. Fucking pigs. One of them got me in the arm. Then another shot - to the head. Then I realized, this wasn't a dream... just a misunderstanding. Corrode didn't go into its second beta... that was just the download for the BZ2 file. But it was too late. I was now full of bullets, and died on the scene.
And that, kids, is why you should all learn to read. Stay in school!