Zombie Plan

[Fraz]

God, all you people are boring.
I'd get my baseball bat. Get my brother to drive. Hang out the window hitting zombies as I go by.

If the streets are congested and we can't drive on the roads then I'd get my baseball bat, and run at them. Essentially commiting suicide, at least it's more feasable than getting harrier jumpjets, which I doubt many of you know how to fly.

 

[Okrag]

Being American I have an armory in my house with all sorts of LMGs, SMGs, Shotguns, Sniper Rifles, Assault Rifles, and RPGs. It also has cheetos and kool-aid. I will just hold out until my supplier delivers my APC.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Being American I have an armory in my house with all sorts of LMGs, SMGs, Shotguns, Sniper Rifles, Assault Rifles, and RPGs. It also has cheetos and kool-aid. I will just hold out until my supplier delivers my APC.

I have a military base near my house. I am going to steal a tank. \o/

 

[gamemaster1996]

Well i would head to town in a stolen car/bus then go to the outdoor store pick up guns and ammo then head to my school where i'd sit on roof shooting zombies. either that or lockdown the school.

 

[Trotim]

I'd try and figure out if the outbreak really is as bad as I think it is and then kill myself.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS

 

[EArkham]

Surprised no one has said this yet:

"Kill all sons of bitches. Those are MY official instructions."

Kep

 

[Randdalf]

I'd probably become a zombie just to avoid the hassle.

 

[Engineer]

I would build a sentry gun, than just sit back and relax.

 

[DJive]

Biggest question...

What type of Zombies will it be?

slow dumb.. or running top speed super strength?

 

[Jimmy]

Well, being in relatively large city, at least for Scotland, Id have to get moving pretty quickly. Once I hear of the virus, take my baseball bat and crowbar, some supplies, and head for these places, depending on the severity of the situation:

1) Scotland Yard (Big Police HQ) , just down the road, has lots of guns and knives n' shit. Good for stocking up on weaponry

2) The Beach. 10 mins away, lots of boats, and a small Island just off the coast in the firth

3) The Pentland Hills. More like mountains than hills tbh. No-one lives there, and the army likes to train there. Nice and empty with fresh water.

Pretty sorted Id say.

 

[TMP]

If the zombie apocalypse happens, here's what I'm gonna do.

Perch myself in a room, board it up, have my sword by me, and map until something gets into my room, in which case its head is coming off.

Or take a cyanide pill.

 

[YM]

The type of infection and how it goes down matters a lot.

If it's an infection al la L4D or 24 days then governments are likely to shut down movement in/out of countries pretty quick so person-person infections could take months or even years to spread to the whole planet. Being in a small island country I'm safer than most people in the Americas or continental Europe since our borders are easier to close.

If its one of those sudden and dead person anywhere is now a zombie ones then I'm pretty fucked, I can't drive, I've never fired a gun, my physical fitness is nothing special just pretty average.

fast zombies - really fucked if I'm at uni, not so much if I'm at home. Uni is in the middle of a pretty big city.

slow zombies - not really fucked at all if I'm at home where there are fewer people and everything is more spread out

I haven't thought about a solid plan since the variables are so different in each case.

 

[Pooluke41]

In the True Spirit Of Cornwall, I will attempt to make Molotovs out of Cider, Sloe Gin and Pasties. While Driving a Combine Arvester' While Driving up to Portsmouth to Sell Cider to Grazr and then driving round England Stocking up on Pasties and Cider, While Getting Petrol, And then Showing YM the true spirit of Zombie Apocalypsemas.

Or Getting Drunk in Truro Cathedral, Causing Cresendo Events all Day...

 

[The Political Gamer]

Wait on 2nd thought I would buy an bunch of fighting plants... yeah I could make that into a game!

 

[Jakkarra]

I'm going to the Winchester.

 

[YM]

I'm going to the Winchester.

hahahaha the kid made a reference to shaun of the dead

Everyone start laughing this guy is comedy gold!

 

[Pooluke41]

hahahaha the kid made a reference to shaun of the dead

Everyone start laughing this guy is comedy gold!

You got Red on yah'

 

[FiLi]

I'm going to the Winchester.

Oh yeah. Good movie. Too bad that FAILED HORRIBLY.

All I need is a farm and a water purifier and I'll live out my days on a remote island somewhere off the Philippines. Along with a few sentries, just in case I really hope zombies can't swim, or else all my plans would be foiled.

 

[lana]

Ikea. That's my plan.

I want to point out that ATP can be synthesized by just about everything these days, so a neural parasite could probably be efficient enough to produce ATP for the whole body.

 

[Grim Tuesday]

If the zombie apocalypse happens, here's what I'm gonna do.

Perch myself in a room, board it up, have my sword by me, and fap until something gets into my room, in which case its head is coming off.

Or take a cyanide pill.

Fixed for 'ya