- Sep 28, 2009
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zardoz
This shit belongs in a museum. Everyone should watch it. It's the most bizarre film to ever exist. Sean Connery plays a man who runs around in red spandex that barely covers his body with topless women begging him and his evil penis to kill them. Yes, I said evil penis. A la this quote:
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals... Go forth and kill!"
So yeah. Giant stone heads that make weapons and drop them on earth with topless chicks who are most likely lesbians AND a writer that has NO IDEA what's going on.
This shit belongs in a museum. Everyone should watch it. It's the most bizarre film to ever exist. Sean Connery plays a man who runs around in red spandex that barely covers his body with topless women begging him and his evil penis to kill them. Yes, I said evil penis. A la this quote:
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals... Go forth and kill!"
So yeah. Giant stone heads that make weapons and drop them on earth with topless chicks who are most likely lesbians AND a writer that has NO IDEA what's going on.
