What's the most useless serious feedback you've ever received?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sooshey, Jan 25, 2016.

  1. sooshey

    aa sooshey :3c

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    I'll never forget the time someone complained that my map was too hard to spawncamp on.
     
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  2. ics

    aa ics http://ics-base.net

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    "Paska mappi" aka "Shit map". Said by a guy when he joined the map, died once, said the words and then left. CS players are so impatient :)
     
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  3. HolySnickerPuffs

    aa HolySnickerPuffs Bad at TF2, Loves Mapping For TF2

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    "This looks like an Orange map", I believe, is what he said.

    Buddy, it was alpha 3. Cut me some slack.
     
  4. Cargo_Tokens

    Cargo_Tokens L2: Junior Member

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    "what were you smoking" Got this for the 3rd stage on Clocktower A1
     
  5. Bogdy

    Bogdy L4: Comfortable Member

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    "Let's rtv this shit"
    M8, I understand that you say that my map is shit, but at least tell me what to do to make it better.
     
  6. Muddy

    Server Staff Muddy Muddy

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    Gonna delve into the archives of feedback for my earlier works. I guess a lot of these aren't so much useless as they were just funny, but oh well...

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    And lest we forget..

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    I'll look for more when I can be arsed.
     
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  7. TyeZenneth

    TyeZenneth L6: Sharp Member

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    We should totally see about renaming the 'like' rating to an 'it is good' rating.
     
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  8. SC PL

    aa SC PL local shitposter

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    All feedbacks "Clip this" "Unclip this" "Remove that trigger here" "Add exit here" "Move this prop here"
    Where? What? I have to clip spawn door, unclip deep hole, remove cap zone, add exit in rock, move resupply locker to skybox or what?

    Really people, I won't fix your problems if you don't say, WHAT I have to fix, like "Unclip that clip above left door to cap point"
     
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  9. killohurtz

    aa killohurtz Distinction in Applied Carving

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    ...You do know that the feedback site gives you coordinates when players make location-specific feedback, right?
     
  10. SC PL

    aa SC PL local shitposter

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    Jeez, I never take attention for this
     
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  11. Tuaam

    Tuaam L6: Sharp Member

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    Well to be fair we kinda want to know what you were smoking on that one.
     
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  12. norfolk terrier

    norfolk terrier L3: Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Bunbun

    aa Bunbun Gay sex slave

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    "This map is so wasted that kids in Africa could have eaten those gigabytes."
     
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  14. Hyperion

    aa Hyperion L16: Grid Member

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    All Darren feedback. First he says something serious.

    Then "wtf I just said"

    Finally "I meant that"


    No offence, Draen
     
  15. Anreol

    Anreol L6: Sharp Member

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    At least there is a lot of my feedback that is about exploits and clipping.
    And thats really useful.
     
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  16. Davekillerish

    aa Davekillerish Lvl O: Orange Member

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    Frank1Tank [YT] made an annotation 2 weeks ago
    You want me to Download CS:S or some crap!?
    GEE THANKS
     
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  17. HolySnickerPuffs

    aa HolySnickerPuffs Bad at TF2, Loves Mapping For TF2

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    "Sometimes there are ramps that actually split into two. Like come on just use a displacement and don't clutter the playspa" - Wilson

    Buddy. You can't just trade off a ramp for a displacement.
     
  18. Wilson

    aa Wilson Burial by Sleep

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    When your map is littered with ramps to every direction, some which literally lead to same spot and could just be one single ramp or displacement. Yes, yes you can. This whole quote is horribly out of context anyway.
     
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  19. Sandflapjack

    Sandflapjack L1: Registered

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    Pretty much most non-gameplay criticisms of alpha maps.
    "needs textures/details/etc"
     
  20. puxorb

    aa puxorb

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    [​IMG]
     
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