So recently I've been playing The Sims 3. I played Jack Foster, a neat, charismatic genius of a kleptomaniac. Also a great kisser. He didn't ever have a job. He made thousands of dollars by going out in the night and stealing things like expensive cars and statues from central parks and cemeteries. This is the only picture I have of him before the... event. This is Jack, making-out with another Sim he met on his first night out stealing, Susan Wainwright. In the next few days after this picture, Jack trapped Susan's husband within his house until he died. Jack held his remains in his inventory for some ungodly reason. After her husband perished, Jack made the moves on Susan, and became his girlfriend. The night after was the event. Jack threw a party. Invited five people over. They had hot dogs, and the only place to sit down and eat them was on a chair in these cells in the basement. Upon entering, the chairs were removed, along with any entrance into the cells. Jack likes these new windows. A lot. The next morning, he went to check-in on them. He ate waffles. Waiting for the Sims in his basement to perish, Jack decided to go upstairs and upgrade his dishwasher. He broke it, instead. He tried to repair it, which shocked him. Not learning his lesson, he tried to repair it again. He got shocked again. He crumbled to the floor and the Grim Reaper appeared. Spawning outside the house, it took a second for the Grim Reaper to make it into the house. Here, Jack Foster died, with five Sims trapped in the basement of his now-vacant house. Susan Wainwright, Jack's girlfriend, lost her husband at the hands of Jack, then lost Jack at the hands of the dishwasher. In Red Dead Redemption fashion, Susan will now live on Jack's legacy - and finish what he started.