The Robot Apocalypse is upon us

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  1. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    That's right folks, robots that consume organic matter to power themselves. Scared yet? You should be. Your pants should be full right now. If not, more fiber. This particular model is a flytrap that digests insects to power a clock.

    Finally, robots that digest meat -- because that's what I want in the house. So let me get this straight: you're a robot AND YOU EAT MEAT. Welcome home!

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/carnivorous_robots_eat_meat_fo.php
     
  2. Ganonmaster

    Ganonmaster L1: Registered

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    Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god! We're all gonna die!
     
  3. Ten19

    Ten19 L2: Junior Member

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    Oh, we are so screwed.

    Have none of these scientists seen the first two (good) Terminator movies?! This is how it starts!
     
  4. Shmitz

    aa Shmitz Old Hat

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    Next we'll be seeing robots that trap mice, stick electrodes in their brains, and input a virtual mouse wheel into their minds in order to run off of their bioelectric impulses.
     
  5. eerieone

    aa eerieone

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    next up on the evil genius list: soilent green
     
  6. An Icy Mouse

    aa An Icy Mouse

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    :lol:
     
  7. The Gentlemanne

    The Gentlemanne L4: Comfortable Member

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    Holy fart its the end!!!!
     
  8. jpr

    aa jpr

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    oh no, robots that eat meat must tmean that they eat humans, WERE GONAN DIEED,SLKAMFDA
     
  9. eerieone

    aa eerieone

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    tomorrows headlines:

    FLESH EATING ZOMBIE ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE LHC AND START DIVIDING BY ZERO!!
     
  10. TracerDX

    TracerDX L3: Member

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    Personally, I welcome our future carnivorous robotic overlords.
     
  11. Nineaxis

    aa Nineaxis Quack Doctor

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    Oh no, they're going to eat us to power CLOCKS!
     
  12. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    That is truly the very worst fate of all, is it not?
     
  13. Smetzle

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    I want an iPod that runs off people who decompile VALVe maps :)
     
  14. eerieone

    aa eerieone

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    Since they are lazy bums, you won´t get even a third of your battery recharged out of them
     
  15. zpqrei

    aa zpqrei Theme Changer Extraordinaire

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    oh mah gawd!
     
  16. Smetzle

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    I will have my butler select all the fat ones for me.
     
  17. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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  18. eerieone

    aa eerieone

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    hmmm, flesh eating machines....
    does that mean we could build a real ChewChew?? :drool1:
     
  19. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    "I did not murder him!"