The Rap-Battle thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Cartfridge, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Cartfridge

    Cartfridge L2: Junior Member

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    The Final confrontation begins here, do your worst you little smears/
    These ears of mine hear the fears in yo' rhymes/
    No need to deny, it's really all fine/
    Diss your opponents, as if it were crime/
    Perhaps you'll be really sublime/
     
  2. Corvatile

    aa Corvatile exercise cawtion

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    Your rhymes are just as witless
    As the space between your ears
    Their prose is oh so tedious
    That it still bores me to tears

    You don't stand a chance
    Against my spoken word
    Your rhythm is dodgy
    And you're a big nerd

    Are there any lights on
    In your fridge-like head?
    They'll all flick off
    When the door shuts instead
     
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  3. Berry

    aa Berry Sharing is caring, and I don't care

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    You guys just shouldn't rap
    This joke has really reached its cap
    You really should give it a nap.

    Just give it a rest
    You've tried your best
    (not really)


    (seriously maybe this joke has run its course like)
     
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  4. Muddy

    Server Staff Muddy Muddy

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    This is dumb
    Stop doing things that are dumb
     
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  5. Zed

    aa Zed Certified Most Crunk™

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    There's shit in a box
    Why is there shit in this box
    Gross
     
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  6. Shogun

    Shogun L6: Sharp Member

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    Why are you nerds rapping

    When you could be mapping
    Here's a :hint:

    Your rhymes are lacking


    Mapping is cool

    Stay in school

    don't do drugs

    Unless you're a fool




    They call me the gravedigger

    I'll leave your body disfigured

    I'll see if you can :blockbullets:

    When I pull the :trigger:

    white-thug.jpg
     
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  7. HolySnickerPuffs

    aa HolySnickerPuffs Bad at TF2, Loves Mapping For TF2

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    Keep these raps on 'Conversations'
    They're to fire/dumb for here
    'Cuz whenever you start spittin'
    People start to give you a leer

    (Have a 2-6 guy rap battle using the nifty 'Conversation' tool, so every one else doesn't have to see these 'Sick Fires Boi'.
     
  8. norfolk terrier

    norfolk terrier L3: Member

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    I'm really good at RAPPING
    and you're all bad at CLAPPING
    i'm better than YOU
    because I don't at the moment have the FLU

    Boom, de_stroyed.
     
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  9. Davekillerish

    aa Davekillerish Lvl O: Orange Member

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    Your rymes are weak
    Its time to reap
    When overwatch comes in
    TF2 will be an antique

    You think your hot, you think your cool
    with your 8bit duck, and that name too
    Let me tell a little secret, update your status
    The duck update is gone, your memes are old school

    I am the best,
    Merasmus is the worst,
    Bonus ducks, Bonus ducks, Bonus ducks
    Merasmus is under arrest

    d_getrektson_Final (domination_getrektson_final)
     
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  10. SC PL

    aa SC PL local shitposter

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    Screw this crap
    I'm bad at rap
    I end now making map
    And I gonna take a nap

    Screw that I'm not a mapper, bu I cannot find a better rhythm than fap
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2016
  11. fubarFX

    aa fubarFX The "raw" in "nodraw"

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    call yourself a mapper?
    you must be new around
    let me grab my hammer
    and smack you to the ground

    liking the displacement?
    this is your new torment
    I'm here to put the raw
    straight back into nodraw

    your rap is not worth dirt
    you can't even trigger_hurt
    my mixtape is env_fire
    I'm top of the spire
     
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  12. Davekillerish

    aa Davekillerish Lvl O: Orange Member

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    @fubarFX
    Pretty good ol' timer, Ill note your contribution
    Your a little of your game let me tell you whats up
    Time to jump start the new revolution
    and your about to burnup

    Its about time to decloak these spies
    even if your maps give me heart attacks
    The layouts are scary, and the gimicks are never a surprise
    expect instant death, my rymes always stab backs

    My rymes can't be compared
    your mind just cannot comprehend
    my level skill will never be shared
    its about time you stepped down, and lied in your bed
     
  13. Cytosolic

    Cytosolic L4: Comfortable Member

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    Well, rapping's not really my thing
    But while I'm here let me tell you the truth
    You can still get a mapping lesson from me
    just step up to my booth

    You're on a "Crash" course, but the tutorials over
    you're gonna take me on? you must be new
    You wanna fight 6's, you aint got 4's
    now choke on my lines until your BLU

    I'll crush your flows
    I've already owned this thread
    You want to fight physically? Careful,
    I used power four when I displaced team RED

    This battles over
    Now let me quite Zed
    I'm done with this shit
    and it's time you got to bed
     
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  14. fubarFX

    aa fubarFX The "raw" in "nodraw"

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    @Davekillerish
    can't beat the best
    give it a rest
    rhymes lacking flair,
    that's a nightmare
    you bored me dead
    I'll lie in bed
     
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  15. Crash

    aa Crash func_nerd

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    Word.
     
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  16. Zed

    aa Zed Certified Most Crunk™

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    bed
    bed
    bed
    bed
    bed
    bed
     
  17. Bogdy

    Bogdy L4: Comfortable Member

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    This looks like a job for me,
    So everybody, just follow me
    'Cause we need a little controversy
    'Cause it feels so empty without me.
     
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    Last edited: Jan 27, 2016
  18. Davekillerish

    aa Davekillerish Lvl O: Orange Member

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    Only words i'll ever need
    OHH
     
  19. Cartfridge

    Cartfridge L2: Junior Member

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    You're nothing to this thread, all I see is your big ass head./
    You might as well go to bed, you already look like you're half-dead./
    Your rhymes don't hit the beat./
    You feel the heat? It means you're dead meat!/
    You've crossed the line for the five-hundred-fifty-fifth time./
    And still you can't bring up a good rhyme./
    I think it's time you stepped down, cause hearing your stupid rhymes,/
    Makes my face frown!/

    :B1:
     
  20. Bogdy

    Bogdy L4: Comfortable Member

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    Let me draw you a picture, son,
    Landscape of your map, still in alpha 1.
    You're stirring up the fears of the mapping people
    Telling the world that my rhymes are evil.
    You made a little model, got 'em fired up,
    Had lots of static props, got 'em fired up,
    And when your map started getting fired up,
    I aim a rifle at your head and fire up.