The Order of the Hammer

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by VelvetFistIronGlove, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. VelvetFistIronGlove

    aa VelvetFistIronGlove

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    Ever played [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief:_The_Dark_Project]Thief[/ame]? One of the factions in it is The Order of the Hammer, and there's some nice quotes from the game that can be amusingly mis-applied to the map editor we all use. I particularly like this one:

    “The Hammer is the most blessed of all the Builder's works: ’Tis both a tool for building, and a weapon against thy foes.”

    How do you use The Hammer as a weapon against your foes, you ask? You carve them! :p
     
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  2. Bermuda Cake

    Bermuda Cake L9: Fashionable Member

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    bwahaha:

    "The Hammerites worship a benevolent deity called The Builder"
     
  3. Terr

    aa Terr Cranky Coder

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    Wayyyy ahead of ya. I had whole swaths of the most essential sermons and precepts translated for today's hip wrench-wielding audience...

    Or I would be if the Steam forums didn't purge threads. :angry:

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