The Demoman Ukagaka (Desktop Buddy)

The Demoman Ukagaka (Desktop Buddy) 1

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Sep 6, 2020
The Demoman Ukagaka - Your very own desktop demolitions expert!

The Demoman has teleported onto your desktop! He'll talk about himself, teach you weird Scottish holidays, do chores and drink anything you give him. You can even give him a hat!
  • Demo has over 150 unique lines of dialogue. You can toggle how often he says these or trigger him on your own via his menu.
  • Demo can keep a calendar and RSS feeds for you, check your emails and check that your PC clock is accurate.
  • You can give Demoman scrumpy which will increase his drunkenness. FAIR WARNING: If you make him very drunk, he WILL mess up his functions.
  • You can pet Demo. Or hit him. Or give him hats! Why? Technology!
PS. Our team would like to apologise to all Scottish people in the world for us non-Scots trying to imitate their language and probably failing.

Preview video:

Ixy (Writer):
Mitchy (Writer, webhost):
Lawdee (Artist):
Eshap (Coder):

Other Credits:
Zarla-s / Ashido (Walkthrough, template):
SSP (Base program):