TF2 Action Figures Are Out Now!

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by tf2.com, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. tf2.com

    tf2.com L11: Posh Member

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    Hey, Scout superfans! Scout here. Some doll-makin' company called NECA told us they were gonna make action figures based on the best, most popular team member in TF2. Well, I just opened the box they sent us, and not to tell NECA their business, but MAN these two dolls do not look anything like me.


    Don't get me wrong, logically they GOTTA be ME. Right? I just dunno why they didn't start with my traditional outfit, or at the very least Scuba Scout or Kung Fu Fortress Scout or whatever. I guess they're tryin' the most obscure variants first to whet your appetite for the good ol' Classic version.


    Still, the way I see it, Chubby Firefighter Scout and for some reason One-Eyed Black Scout are better than no Scout at all. So be sure to hit up your favorite retail establishments (Toys 'R' Us, FYE and Hastings) or online (Amazon and the Valve Store) because these odd-lookin' Scout dolls are gonna sell like odd-lookin' hotcakes.


    —Scout




    Source: TF2.com
     
  2. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle L9: Fashionable Member

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    And now the Scout looks a bit like the people in my class. A total jerk.
     
  3. stegarootbeer

    stegarootbeer L2: Junior Member

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    NOW? Have you ever heard him speak?
     
  4. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle L9: Fashionable Member

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    He was a bit funny. Delivering one liners and all that. A bit of a jerk, thought.
    Seeing him speak for a bunch of paragraphs was nothing but some more real Scout action. So, total jerk.
     
  5. Shanghai

    Shanghai L6: Sharp Member

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    And his boorish advances on Ms. Pauling didn't tip you off?
     
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  6. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle L9: Fashionable Member

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    Again, funny one-liners. It was quite funny with them separated, but a bunch of pharagraphs were over the top.
     
  7. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    I really don't see what you're talking about.
     
  8. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle L9: Fashionable Member

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    Just ignore me and my total inability to notice that the Scout was a jerk from the start.